The Mega-Zine Museum

May 10, 1996

THE PUNJAB POSSE send respect to people who wear clothes they like and not what they think is fashionable, and who respect others for what they are.

SOME GUY is sick of sad wannabes who think they're non-conformist 'cos they own a Rage Against The Machine album.

THE WANNABE wonders why they cancelled the Glastonbury Fest this year. Because the animals needed a rest (seriously).

WLW means White Line Warrior. I wage war with words so wimps beware -

wotten letters and weak jokes will not

WEND THEIR WAY TO THIS SCWEEN.

'ZINE LEAGUE 1996

The Happy Ribena Berry

TYPICAL ECO-SCENE FEATURE

A new eco-friendly material has been designed in California. Golfball wear is now all the rage with eco-freaks.

Simon, 16, says: "I love Golfball wear. It's incredibly comfortable, it helps the planet, and it doesn't make me sweat as much as usual. Praise the Lord, it's good stuff mother!"

The 'Tache

Thanks for that mordant lampoon

OF OUR ECO-SCENE PAGES. NOW GO AWAY.

DEAR POGO PRINCESS

A 'Zine conference on the Internet is a great idea. Let's meet in the Megadiner at 11am tomorrow (May 11).

Do a yahoo! Search on Megadiner then click on Megadiner to enter. After typing in your log in name, type /ch 9.

See you all there.

Splattermania

AND DON'T NO-ONE FORGET IT

The Internet is the weirdest info databank. Compared to the 'net, the 'Zine is nearly sane.

There are lots of spooky people floating around on the 'net with modems hanging out of their noses.

However, on the 'net you get told you're cute in real time.

Ugly as sin

A POEM

I know a guy called Noel
whose hair's cut round like a bowl.
He gets on with his mother
but not with his brother
and his eyebrows are out of control.

Subterranean homesick alien

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