The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 1996
THE ONE TRUE FRIEND The goat joke is not good enough to be shown. This is a classy establishment - don't forget it.
LAID BACK RAT IN A TUXEDO wants Martin Platt in Coronation Street to get himself a life.
LONE ANIMAL ON A MISSION AGAINST SOCIETY you would have a much better chance of getting on the 'Zine, if you didn't send a novel in!
THE DANCING QUEEN GOOD LUCK to you for your next driving test.
TAKE NOTE Letters are getting boring
SORT IT! WLW IS NOT AMUSED
ANNOYING 'ZINE THINGS
- People trying to be surreal.
- People wanting romances.
- People saying if their letter's not printed they'll steal the yellow blob
- AFKA Gonzo
- People STILL going on about Savo.
The Joyrider
DEAR 'ZINE
After much pondering about the yellow blob I have come to the conclusion that it is not a UFO or anything of that ilk but the innards of a 'Zinester's zit!
From The Pondering Ponderer
Do you honestly think I am sick
ENOUGH TO TOUCH YOUR SPOT PUS?
TO POETIC ONE
Oh poetic one,
my admiration you have won
Rhyming is so hard to do
especially to compare to you
P.O. if you hear my cry,
please pick up you pen and reply.
W.L.W. If you print my letter
I will feel so much better.
HALF A PERSON
DEAR 'ZINE
I've seen aliens in my backyard
and never been perturbed.
I hear them talking in my head.
Does this mean I am disturbed?
Crayons rule in the padded cell
Disturbed is the wrong word to use
LOONY TUNE FITS A WHOLE LOT BETTER!
SOME QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERING
- Why does Pulp's B-side sound better than the actual single?
- What ABOUT sunrise?
- What ABOUT rain?
- Why am I writing this letter?
- Am I mad?
Please help, JC SMRSNBMWCD
What exactly is the point about
SUNRISE AND RAIN YOU'RE MAKING?
