The Mega-Zine Museum
May 3, 1996
MISS SELF-DESTRUCT will kill herself if she sees another advert for Travel Fun Sindy and her swinging hammock.
SISTER OF THE FLAMINGO would like to introduce herself. It's her first time on these pages. Come on in.
BROKENHEARTED SOULMATE begs Bloke with A Big Sword to pick up the pieces in his distant minds. Got that BWABS?
THE ALBINO HEDGEHOG would like to know if anyone wants to join the Trumpton Appreciation Society.
The Flasher got a free bag of
GROUND BAIT AT ANGLING 96. LUCKY YOU
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm foaming with anger - beware!
Just try to stop me if you dare.
I hate people who say they hate people
who support a mighty football team.
And as stupid as it may seem, they've
never watched the fab team.
But maybe they can't afford it,
and maybe they don't care one bit.
But I don't think it's up to you, sonny
to care what they do with their money.
Naff Respect
OI, LIAM GALLAGHER. NO!
The way you're going, son, you'll not live to see 25.
Your brother Noel, he's got it sorted. But you, you're a right arrogant one.
Don't you have respect for no one?
By the way, you're not John Lennon and could never be him either. Amen.
Ringo's Mop Top
Don't you think L's behaviour is
A TAD LANGUE DANS LA JOUE?
DEAR 'ZINE
So Headless Wonder, may we ask what's wrong with Eurovision?
Sure, the winners are never up to much, but every year there are six or seven great songs further down the order that get forgotten about except by us fans.
Watch it this year. The Polish, Portuguese and Croatian songs won't win but they're great anyway.
Two Metal Freaks
DEAR ROURKE HIGHLANDER
I'm with you on the UFO/alien thing. I'm one of the many people who knew all about it before The X-Files started.
It's no secret they exist, though there are still too many idiots who don't realise what's going on. It's because of them that the US government is allowed to get away with blatant lies.
If the government is telling the truth why does it keep changing its 'logical' explanations?
Senorita Marguerita
So WHAT if there's a big conspiracy
TO COVER UP ALIEN CONTACT WITH US?
DEAR 'ZINE
I love the kipper seller. I would buy all his kippers so he could keep his livelihood. Is this weird? Will I need to buy deodorant?
Female Version of Garth
PS I still love Joyrider!
Female Version of Wayne
If WLW was selling kippers would you
BUY THEM? (SNIFF) WOULD YOU?
