The Mega-Zine Museum
April 15, 1996
POOR STUDENT WITHOUT A HOPE is in trouble with our postie for not putting a stamp on her letter. Shame on you!
TATH AND SNOB gave 10 reasons why they are famous. WLW reckons fame is in the eye of the beholders. Sad!
YELLOW DAFFODIL says there's no such thing as a cool mum. You'd be surprised!
DREAM ON THE MOON can't understand why Children's BBC starts at 7am. As if the kiddies are going to get up that early to watch it!
Manic Asylum says the world's boring
GET A GRIP. DRINK WATER AND LAUGH!
DEAR HAPPY INDIE LAD
Okay, I agree that the 'Zine can be a bit strange at times, but the days when we "expressed opinions" were worse.
They weren't even debates, just petty squabbles usually between fans of opposing pop groups or football teams.
Nobody had an open mind to anyone else's point of view. This culminated in futile, boring letters that nobody wanted to read.
The 'Tache
THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE OVER EASTER
- Babylon Zoo's new single came out on April 8.
- I started doing things again that I had given up for Lent.
- People calling themselves stupid names like X-Ray Eyes - they think they're funny (not)!
- Savo and Time Lord who must have ridden off into the sunset together...
Ageing Adolescent, New Atlantis
It was annoying 'Zine readers you
GAVE UP FOR LENT, WASN'T IT?!
IN OUR PERFECT WORLD
- Jarvis is the supreme leader.
- Fashion doesn't exist because individuality rules.
- Reading the 'Zine is law.
- GMTV is presented by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.
- WLW prints our letters!
Mistress Psycho & Lemon Tango Boy
DEAR GIDEON OF LIGHT
Congratulations, you appeared on 'Zine
But what you did was really mean.
Do you get perverted pleasure
From mocking at my sacred treasure?
You're too narrow-minded, you can't see
You chop it down, my growing tree
Of inspiration and all that's good
I just wish you really could -
See the light
The Poetic 1
My, my, aren't we a tad touchy today?
NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT AXE?
SNEEZING TRAUMA
It is very important what you say after a sneeze. If someone blesses you, don't say "Thank you" as it kills the fairy. If by accident you do say it you must clap to bring the fairy back.
Meatless Puppet
