The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 1996
ERIC CANTONA'S COLLARS says people should pray to the great WLW instead of eating biscuits and drinking juice when they get home from school. Nice but MAD!
DR STRANGE'S hamster is suffering from delusions of grandeur. It is walking around saying "I'm a hedgehog, buster!" but the doc thinks this is pointless!
MISS X is a complete and uttah NUTTAH!!
KING PHOENIX thinks he can threaten the WLW into printing his letters and get away with it.
Ha! There have been tougher dudes than
YOU WHO HAVE TRIED & FAILED, BUD!
TO THE POETIC 1
Oh person called Poetic 1
Pull your head out of your *OOPS*
Your poetry might be quite intense
But let me inform you it makes no sense
Poetic 1 it seems obscene
That your bad poems get on the screen.
While genius like mine gets thrown away
But I'll be on the 'Zine one day.
Gideon Giver Of Light
SALUTATIONS O'WARRIOR OF THE WHITE LINE
At the moment I am studying the wolverine (Glutton) to produce the definitive wolverine phrase book...
| English | Wolverine |
| Where's a postbox? | Low menacing growl |
| How much is a porcelain vase? | Low menacing growl |
| Is Iron Lion witty? | Low menacing growl |
| Your father sells used tractor parts! | Low menacing growl |
| Did you eat Savo? | Burp!!! |
Bernard the exploding Mongoose
It's always good to see folk broadening
THEIR MINDS IN USEFUL WAYS!?
TOP TEN USES FOR MY BROTHER
- Road bump
- Modern art sculpture
- Poison tester
- New ingredient in Pop-tarts
- Hill
Two Face, 'Nuff Said!
IT'S BACK...
I have just read that Dr Who is returning. I've had to have a lie down to recover.
Watch out X-Files! You may be cool but you'll never stand up to the Doctor himself!
The Muso, Another Condemned Indie Sister
Maybe their paths should cross in an
HOUR-LONG SPECIAL! CURIOUS...
A COMPLAINT
Why doesn't everyone stop all this talk of Lestat, Savo, Antelopes and the whole load of other boring nonsense on the 'Zine? I demand that we start a new fresh exciting 'Zine with letters about something else.
The Meanie Leanie
