The Mega-Zine Museum
March 30, 1996
AGEING ADOLESCENT gets annoyed with people who drop cigarettes and don't crush them out properly.
FLORENCE VASSY would like to broaden the 'Zine's music content by expressing her love for musical theatre and, in particular, the amazing Elaine Paige.
BIG BOYS' TOYS reckons technofear is slowing down the evolution of the world.
THE ETHEREAL LION dislikes people who write to the 'Zine using pseudonyms taken from TV characters.
So what! That's better
THAN BEING A PRETENTIOUS TWERP!
ODE TO EASTER
Easter's come around once more
But yet I find it such a bore
What's cared about is chocolate eggs
Do they have to be such total smegs?
Gideon Giver Of Light - What Happened To Earthling Religion?
TO THE ONE TRUE WEXFORD
I am very grateful you called Mulder and Scully to deal with the Fairies for I was getting worried that they were soon going to rule the world.
Also, I thank you for sending them to a Gerbil Farm on Mars.
In return, I will become a Wexford and we shall save the world. We will be Super Heroes and go down in history!
Blue Nun On The Run
Doo-be-doo-be-dooo, do-do-be-do-do...
WLW-STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT. GOOD EH?
WHY DO GIRLS...
- Act all nice to each others' faces, then rip the person to shreds behind their back?
- Only mention equal rights when it suits them?
- Go to the toilet in pairs?
- Complain if boys like, say, Pamela Anderson, and then drool over Keanu Reeves or something?
The Joyrider
NATIONAL GOSSIP
- WLW - is an alien.
- Iron Lion - wears Bermuda Shorts.
- Joyrider - is a Star Trek fan.
- Tath and Bob - are three people.
- Muppet Of Pimlico - is my best friend
Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo
AFKA Gonzo's official signature at last
DON'T EVERYBODY EXPECT ONE!
DEAR 'ZINE
If you are a regular Penguin eater like me, you are probably sick to death of the same old questions every time.
But after watching the fantastic quiz show Jeopardy I have found an ingenious way of solving the problem...
Read the answer first and then try to guess the question. It will double the enjoyment of every Penguin wrapper!
The 'Tache
It's always good to see people putting
EFFORT INTO WORTHWHILE THINGS!?
