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March 20, 1996

YELLOW DAFFODIL concludes that all on 'Zine are mad. She's mad too, so she says. Has she lost the plot?

SOULMAN DAZ can't understand why footballers get thousands of pounds for three hours' work a week. Jealous!

DANIELLE ABNORMAL toasted the success of being on 'Zine by sending in two lines of complete nonsense. Yawn.

NORMAN THE PIXIE & BLUETONIC BOY are crash landing on a TV screen near you in their pink helium balloon. Trendy!

Red Hot Chilli Banana is doing the

BANANA SPLITS ON WLW'S BEHALF!

 

NOT FORGETTING THINGS

You want an easy way not to forget things you need to remember? Forget stupid knots in hankies - try this.

Get an ordinary marker pen and write the reminder on the back of your hand. It will never fade or wash off and will always hurt if you try to scrub it off.

You'll even see it when scratching your leg or catching a bus!

Zen the Mighty One

You're such a trend setter (not)

LEAVE CREATIVITY TO OTHERS PLEASE!

 

FORTHCOMING EURO REGULATIONS

  1. All toe nails must be under 3mm in height.
  2. All note pads must not exceed 87 and a half pages.
  3. All boomerangs must be straight.
  4. Pen ink must be green only.
  5. Nobody is allowed to wear a moustache.

The 'Tache, down with the Eurocrats

Listen, the Europeans do nothing wrong.

THEY BEAT MAN UTD EVERY YEAR!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Mega-zine is a truly wicked, totally fundamental part of life.

Without it, the sun wouldn't shine, the sky wouldn't be blue - we're a little prone to exaggeration - and we wouldn't get our daily chuckle allowance.

Some observations: Iron Lion is either a mad lad or a sass lass.

Tath and Bob are really the grouchy monster from Sesame Street.

Little Spicy Peppercorn

 

RECIPE IDEA - MARS BAR SANDWICH

  1. Place a fun size Mars bar in the microwave. Heat until melted.
  2. Spread as much as possible between two rich tea biscuits.
  3. Put in fridge until set.

Best eaten slowly with The Prodigy's Firestarter playing in the background.

Liam's Plumber

This recipe is a firestarter as Mum

DOESN'T LIKE STICKY GOO IN HER OVEN!

 

TELLY TALES

All I did was ask how to get into TV.

Well here I am in shop selling TV's with every set tuned in to page 442.

Rodney Regatta, chatter that matters