The Mega-Zine Museum
March 18, 1996
URBAN HAZE Please accept our sincere apologies - we should have realised that you were female. Silly us!
DESPERADO Don't be so desperate to get a girlie, just chill out, have a laugh, etc etc.
RINGO'S MOP TOP'S letter was not up to much, but we adored the envelope!
GRAHAM THE TOMATO says we have to watch out for pineapples? What about other fruits? Kumquats worry WLW.
Stargazer, you are in for a gigantic
WELCOME TO THE 'ZINE
HOW TO GET A REAL BUZZ
- Sit in the middle of a cornfield so that all the stalks tower over your head.
- Stand on top of a mountain in the teeming rain and shout incoherently.
- Listen to The Levellers
Broken Circles
DEAR 'ZINE
Forget Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster - turn your attention to the one true X-File!
How does Dr Dana ("No, no. I don't believe it. There must be a logical explanation") Scully manage it?
She chases genetic mutants, homicidal maniacs, other weirdos and still finds time to host the Ricki Lake Show! Could she have been cloned by aliens?
Ethereal Lion
This attitude could see you spirited
AWAY IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS!
BEWARE THE WRATH OF BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD
All grunge or punk freaks are invited to join me. Our task will be to educate the misguided public that Green Day rule, and even though Kurt is dead, grunge isn't.
Those failing to respond will be sacrificed to our supreme leaders, Beavis and Butthead.
We meet at every moshpit. Anyone with purple hair or docs may take our oath.
Belly Button Fluff, mosh on
DEAR 'ZINE
Do dreams have any significance? The other night I dreamed I was dancing around a hotel room with David Bowie who was dressed as an astronaut.
We were floating as if there was no gravity. Then we went into my sister's room and yelled "Hello, Space boy" at her. The dream ended here.
What did it prove? Is Babylon Zoo the best thing since sliced bread?
Girl with the X-ray Eyes
It's the best thing since
OASIS!
DEAR 'ZINE
I had a dream that I knew the secret of life. But when I woke up, I forgot it. Don't you hate that?
Huddy Bolly
