The Mega-Zine Museum
March 12, 1996
MORBID UNBELIEVER wonders if there are any stuffies still around. Don't bother checking, he won't believe you!
DANCING QUEEN studied like mad for the mock A-levels but only got three Es. Life just isn't fair.
WET & SINNER wrote from their English classroom. Spooky, their teacher looks like Marjorie Orr (p128).
SOAP ON A ROPE says no animal will ever take Bouncer the dog's place in Neighbours. Bow-wow and woof-woof!
Anon lives for weekends and music
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!
NOSTALGIA
Let's take a trip back to black and white 1989...
Things had style then. There were hurricanes, whirlwinds, blossoming life, snow every day and we laughed at apple trees.
After that, things took a turn for the worse. Germany won the World Cup, Major got elected, but worst of all, Cindy left the B-52's.
Drum Girl Derry, wishing for past times
DEAR 'ZINE
Since the unfortunate disappearance of Savo, I've been having a recurring nightmare in which I'm told that I'm to be his replacement.
I possess all of the same good points - I'm big-headed and silly and have an incurable hatred of every football team other than Aston Villa. I love them with a passion.
Brian Little for God!
Savoess
With your attitude, it's little wonder
THAT LEEDS WILL WIN AT WEMBLEY!
WHY IS IT
- Found to rain when one plan to do something outdoors?
- Classes end at 3.45pm when buses go at 3.40pm? Next bus is at 5.40am.
- Most hyped-up films are hopeless?
- Mum's stew never tastes like Gran's?
- People think you're mad if you like Star Trek?
Fresh Prince Of Ulster
DEAR 'ZINE
Recently someone wrote in 'Zine that their mum was singing Wonderwall.
Well, I'm ashamed to admit this but my mum also likes Blur and Oasis!
Shall I seek medical advice? It can't be very healthy for a mum to be this cool.
Even worse, she's hooked on playing my Game Boy and is better than me at Tetris. How can this be?
I can't live with this shame. Help!
Urban Cowgirl
Start paying her pocket money to act
HER AGE AND WEAR BROWN CARDIGANS!
DEAR 'ZINE
I think Countdown presenter Richard Whiteley has finally lost the plot. He said the word porcupine was both "hilarious" and "infuriating".
Why?
The 'Tache
