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February 25, 1996

SLEEPFLOWER is fed up with this Blur/Oasis thing and wonders if anyone else is. WLW is yawningly indifferent to the whole boring thing.

PRETEND BEST FRIEND urges us to buy Terrorvision's Perserverance single.

THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS BRIAN HARVEY tells girls who are wetting the pillow with their tears over the break up of Take That to GET A LIFE.

KUNG FOOFIGHTER wants to know if anyone is going to see Green Day at the SECC.

Sassy Indie Chicklet wants to know if

PANAMA JOE IS HUNGARIAN.

 

MY GRAN'S 10 FAVOURITE PROGRAMMES

  1. Songs of Praise
  2. Going for Gold
  3. Small Talk
  4. Anything with Delia Smith
  5. Anything with Bruce Forsyth
  6. Anything with Des O'Connor
  7. Morning Worship
  8. Today's The Day
  9. Family Fortunes
  10. Woof!

The 'Tache

What about Ken and his hot wok?

AND ONE MAN AND HIS DOG?

 

TO Y'ALL

The other day I bumped into an old friend of mine. He told me to pass on a message that will help you all through the toil of your mortal lives:

Don't eat salt and vinegar crisps after cleaning your teeth. They taste awful.

The Vampire Goddess With Blood-Red Hair

Also, floss your teeth or you'll find

BITS OF SUNDAY ROAST ON WEDNESDAY

 

VIDEO REVIEW - VULGAR VIDEO, PANTERA

This brilliant video includes personal footage of the band over their Vulgar World Tour, including the Monsters of Rock show in Moscow.

Songs include Mouth for War, This Love, Walk and Domination, Primal Concrete Sledge (live).

Classic quote is Phil Anselmo, who is drinking a can of lager: "No dinner for me. Only liquids, the doctor said."

Dimebag's Pink Beard

Pantera should calm down

THEY SOUND REALLY, REALLY ANGRY

 

FROM THE MASTER OF THE SURREAL

As you swim in a teacup of peach-flavoured rice,
with your feet pointing down at the sky,
And a flock of sardines carve a Z in the sky
as they spell the word "lettuce" in Thai,

And a bright green giraffe with its arms in the air,
shouts out: "Purple's the hue of the day,"
you realise it's simply a typical time
in the poems of Sigmar the Grey.

Coo-ell. That would make a wicked book

THE PICTURES WOULD BE GREAT.

 

WHAT DARKNESS HOLDS

Darkness holds a fascination
far beyond normal imagination;
far beyond the human eye,
that only special people find.

Gary Cherone's underpants