The Mega-Zine Museum
February 15, 1996
TAKE THAT MESSAGES
RACHEL Why? It's not fair. Please, boys - reconsider. I still love you all.
VIKKI I'm totally devastated and all I could do last night was cry. I can't believe that a huge part of my life, Take That, is going to disappear. I think we deserve a bit more.
NICKI Only two weeks ago I received my fan club renewal form, which I returned with the money. Now what? They owe it to fans to be 100 per cent honest.
Those above sent their Take That views
VIA THE MELODIOUS MEGA-ZINE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Leave Iron Lion Antelope alone. He's not a mutant-ziner but a radical disciple of the insanity movement.
As King of Insanity, I would award him the orange and pink avocado. However, it keeps telling me it doesn't want to go to the promised land as the sausage people might capture and eat it.
King Phoenix, the confused
Orange and pink avocado? Iron Lion
DESERVES MORE THAN FRUITY COLOURS!
TOP CHAT-UP LINES
- Have you seen my pet cockroach?
- We're on Mega-zine, y'know!
- Antelopes have a devilish nature.
- Hello, my name is Bob.
- Fizzy lemonade, please.
Tath and Bob, failing yet again to get on with other people
HELP!
I woke up this morning and my lovely dark purple hair had turned green. I now look like a Green Day fan.
I can no longer scare everyone as they all just laugh. My boyfriend (sad Gothic Vampire, with black hair) won't even walk down the street with me.
He never wants to see me again in his immortal life. Why?
Sweet Gothic Vampire
TO A PRODIGY
Raging Indie Butterfly,
your sweet milk of brilliance I wish to try.
Your poems are profound and eloquent;
undisputed evidence that time well spent
can produce the greatest thing since sliced bread.
But please don't let this give you a big head!
Rubber Chicken, grovelling
Stop your buttering up. Bread is
NO WAY TO A BUTTERFLY'S HEART!
TRUE LEVI'S ADVERT
Alien girl gets out of ship wearing jeans. Dad panics. Girl stamps her feet and neighbour laughs. He is zapped by her ray gun. No more neighbour!
Hoochie Coochie Man
