The Mega-Zine Museum
February 12, 1996
WHY ARE MONDAYS ALWAYS BAD HAIR DAYS?
Miserable Mondays, horrible hair,
flick it here, it flops down there.
I spray, stick, gel, lick,
surrendering in deep despair.
Monday hair's my enemy.
Such hair-raising weekends you see.
Tina Hodges, Cheadle Hulme, Cheshire
I spend Sunday nights partying on the moon with Jas Mann from Babylon Zoo and the gravity just RUINS my eyes.
Blaze Lego, Loughton, Essex
To all the Star book winners -
CONGRATULATIONS!
WHY ARE MONDAYS BAD HAIR DAYS?
Because you had so much homework piling up over the week you were pulling your hair out on Sunday night trying to do it all.
Danielle Stone, Manchester.
- You get up late for school, late for EVERYTHING.
- It's PE.
- I'm a Leo. Have you ever seen a lion with neat hair?
Leo's Girl, Pinner, Middx.
These are the Star book winners
CONGRATULATIONS!
BAD HAIR MONDAY
Mondays are for Over-sleeping and
Not doing anything right.
Don't even feel like combing it.
Aaah! I look a sight!
Yes, I'll fix it tomorrow
So I'll look a bit all right.
Emma MacGregor, West Lothian
Mondays make you want to CURL UP and DYE.
Alison Taylor-Hall, Manchester.
These are the Star book winners
CONGRATULATIONS!
WHY IS MONDAY A BAD HAIR DAY?
The weekend, the busiest two days of your hair's life. And you're meeting HIM this weekend? After being washed, dried, curled, styled, sprayed, brushed, no wonder by Monday it has had enough!
Joanna Fisher, star sign Libra
Mondays are always bad hair days because my little brother's idea of a great wake-up call is a cold shower... of tomato sauce!
Leeanne O'Hare
Cool name Ms O'Hare
ARE YOU NAMED AFTER AN AIRPORT?
BAD HAIR MONDAY
Mondays
are always
bad hair days
because it's the
beginning of a bad
hair week!
Claire Tait-Doak
Another Star book winner
CONGRATULATIONS!
WHY ARE MONDAYS ALWAYS BAD HAIR DAYS?
Hair goes wrong on Mondays because of negative body vibes as no-one looks forward to the beginning of the week. My hair always goes static on a Monday.
Michelle Anderson, 14
