The Mega-Zine Museum
February 10, 1996
THE JOYRIDER wants to know what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread.
TRENT REZNOR THE SECOND also loves Pantera and a new band call Korn. That's meant for you, Sweet Gothic V.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF LUTON has re-invented himself and is now known as Day Tripper. Why not One Way?
THE AVERAGE BELIEVER reviews the letter B. The best bands in Britain start with the letter B: Blur, Bluetones, Black Grape, Boo Radley, Beautiful South...
DEAR BILLIE JOE
Hi, I'm your nose ring, the one you no longer wear. When I read your letter I was amazed at how alike we are.
I could not live without my Green Day CDs, the Top 40 or Leeds Utd.
I also hate the same things as you. Do you play the drums or any other instrument? If you do, you can join my friends.
Billie Joe's Nosering, in the bin
ADVANTAGES OF BEING TALL
- You look 18
- You stand out in a crowd
- You can intimidate people
DISADVANTAGES OF BEING TALL
- You can't get clothes to fit
- You can't find flat shoes
- People comment all the time
- Total strangers stare at you
- You can't find a tall boyfriend
Glitter Girl, Six Feet Tall
Boys shoot up at about 16. You'll
BE SURROUNDED BY TALL BLOKES SOON.
DEAR WLW
A while ago you mentioned that you filed all the letters under the writers' names. Is this true?
If so, HOW LARGE IS YOUR FILING CABINET? Does it go through the roof yet?
I know what to get you for Christmas: a decent computer so that you can store all the letters on one little disc.
Nosila
Thanks, but then I wouldn't have
ANYTHING TO WALLPAPER MY ROOM WITH
POEM FOR RICHEY JAMES A YEAR AFTER HE DISAPPEARED
We're still here Richey.
Running away won't make us disappear.
You need to find out what you're scared of,
then you'll know which way to run.
Travel the road from despair
and get the hell out of that place.
There's beauty under that self-pity;
you just won't let it show its face.
Anon
TO THE JOY RIDER
Oi! Did you spill my Vimto? Want a fight do you? Come on then, I'm hard. I'll take you ALL on!
Well 'ard Whurlie
