The Mega-Zine Museum
February 9, 1996
THE ONE TRUE WEXFORD wonders if Ray Wilkins' hairpiece is on tour with Mike Flowers. Any ideas, dudes and dudettes?
A JEDI KNIGHT thinks Darth Vader should kidnap Scully. What, and bore her with his dress sense?
THE MEANIE LEANIE used to be called Alex's Lovely Fringe, Never To Be Cut.
THE SIMPLE CHILD thinks Upside Down are really ugly. There's no such thing as ugliness. We're all beautiful children of nature. Apart from YOU, that is.
Lentils Taste Naff - come back,
ALL IS FORGIVEN
ALBUM REVIEW - VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER by PANTERA
This album contains some of Pantera's finest work.
The songs are guaranteed to create a mosh pit at any party, or to make you jump around by yourself.
The singalong classics include Walk, This Love, Rise, Mouth For War.
Dimebag's Pink Beard
TO ALL MEGA-ZINE READERS AND WRITERS
I have just discovered somethin' which I feel you should all know.
We are ALL an ingredient in Cadbury's Twirl. Check the wrapper if you don't believe me, man.
Reading the ingredients, I saw that the emulsifier was... 442! We get eaten by hundreds every day and we don't even notice. Shows what a tasty bunch 'Zinesters are.
Mash Up
I always knew we had a stabilizing
INFLUENCE ON HORMONE-ADDLED TEENS
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
Listen here, Dizzy Indie Dandelion thing, Alex James isn't a naughty word, it's his name!
And if he can't play the bass guitar, how come Blur's Country House became number one?
Get yourself out of THAT one then, eh!
Theodopolopolus
I can answer that one: because stupid
MUNCHKINS LIKE YOU BUY THE SINGLE
STOP SULKING DUDE, BE HAPPY
Stop sulking dude stop being depressed. Being happy and smiling is always the best.
Don't bring everyone else down, just let them be happy because soon it'll be summer everyone get ready to party!
The Smiling Skateboarder, Skating On Sunshine
Who must have bumped his head hard
IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM NOSILA
If you don't print this letter I may never send another one, EVER. I HAVE to be transmitted across the country. Never mind that I have NOTHING of any interest to say. Just PRINT me.
(Are you happy now? - WLW)
