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January 25, 1996

LITTLE MISS GIGGLES gobbled a king size choccy bar during a mock A Level exam. She expects great results.

MR FIBBLE is another Dwarfie who has inundated 'Zine with professed love for the series. Come back Trekkies, please!

MILKY BAR KID wants his advert song to become our National Anthem. Yes, and politicans will wear Kid costumes.

APPLE STRUDLE will cry when he reads this. His letter was condensed to just three lines. Weep, dear boy! (strudel?)

Dizzy Wallflower's popularity has gone

HIS HAMSTER HATES HIM!

 

FAVOURITE QUESTIONS

  1. For you or for them?
  2. Where would you build a bridge to?
  3. What colour is a circle?
  4. If these words were erased where would they go?
  5. Is it possible to remember something you've never experienced?
  6. Is reality a figment of imagination?
  7. What would be your epitaph?
  8. What can tell you where you are apart from your mind?

Hippy Smurf

 

HANDY HINTS AND THINGS TO DO

1,001 things to do with a frying pan:

  1. Hit my brother over the head 1,000 times with it.
  2. Fry an egg.

Hints

  • Don't eat bananas with their skins
  • Don't fall off buildings
  • Be green - eat grass!

Artist formerly known as Gonzo

Are you a Can't Cook, Won't Cook fan?

SCRAMBLE YOUR EGGS!

 

DEAR ZINE

I'd like to know is it just me, or does everybody find it impossible to figure out what Mariah Carey is singing about most of the time?

She can't seem to finish her words properly, and moans like a dying cat.

Perhaps she just uses another language. Maybe it's spoken on Mars!

Urban Cowgirl, longing for the west

And her pitch is so high,

ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR HER AT ALL!

 

TATH AND BOB v ME ARGUMENT

ME-You smell of cheese.
T+B-You stop, you're scaring us.
ME-Good, now go away you slimy devils
T+B-OK
ME-OK sir
T+B-OK sir, you are now our leader.

Iron Lion Antelope

Do you really and truly believe

THIS IS HOW IT WOULD BE?

 

DEAR 'ZINE

I think Boy Lard and Boy Scrawn are onion-sucking pizza-faces; Northern Uproar are the best.

I mean, how could they be anything else, having been produced by James Dean Bradfield? They're wizard!

Little Baby Nothing