The Mega-Zine Museum
January 9, 1996
INTERGALACTIC NOMAD is worried that the entire human race has gone utterly butterly. Is he the only sane parasite that reads 'zine?
YAK has turned into a head banger... with the help of a little ice. It's a slippery slope and no mistake!!!
CRUSHED CHRISTMAS CARD thinks that the 'zine is in need of a little romance. Where has CCC been?
LIL wants to know if anyone has seen her pen.
She's certainly lost it...
AND NOT JUST THE PEN!
MY RESOLUTIONS - LENTILS STYLEEE
- To stop reading my sister's mags - or more honestly, the agony pages.
- To stop pretending I don't like Blur as well as Oasis - there's only so suave and cool a guy can get.
- To admit to myself that ponchos are never coming back into fashion.
- To suck up more to WLW - has it worked?
Lentils Taste Naff
DEAR 'ZINE
Everyone is saying what a downer it is that there's no Glastonbury this year - but they should look on the bright side.
This is a chance for smaller festivals like Reading and Phoenix to attract the big names of pop like Oasis and Blur.
They will get the regular Glastonbury goers as well. Glastonbury has been holding down smaller festivals for ages - this is the break they need.
This oh, so reasonable letter was
BROUGHT TO YOU BY ZIETRETTER
A WORD TO THE WISE
If you are talking to someone who says they are really weird and a total spacehead - they aren't. They just want to convince you they are cool.
But if you are talking to someone who is obviously weird - they are extremely scary and are bad for your health.
Your best bet is not to speak to anyone - but you'd go doolally with the isolation anyway. Catch 22.
Unsigned Symphony
Quick hint: when you send us letters
TRY SIGNING THEM, DINGBAT!!
DEAR 'ZINE
I was recently reading the letters page on p327 and noticed one from Stuart N Hardy concerning his love of Widescreen.
I wondered whether he was the same S N Hardy who occasionally buzzes 'zine with comments on Star Wars and Trek.
Are there other 'zinesters who write to Write On as well? Is Savo really Mr R Grundy of Erdington? Is WLW really Write On's Editor in disguise? Does any body really care?
Pink Glove
I think my Editor would consider that a
SCARY PROPOSITION - WLW FOR ED!!!!
ELVIS IS ALIVE!
We have decided to tell the world - Elvis is alive and living under my stairs!!
We are also sad to announce that he will not be making a comeback.
Thank you very much.
Platonic Barbie and Elvis
p.s. Why, oh why, do I have mince pie all over my tie?!
Because you are mucky, mucky
LITTLE MUFFIN, CLEAN UP YOUR ACT
