The Mega-Zine Museum
December 27, 1995
CURIOUS CAT wants Riot Kid to shut up about Blur's Smash Hits win. Shouldn't have said that. You've lost one of your nine lives!
DISCOTHEQUE WRECK was naughty and found out before Christmas that an apple pie factory was her present. Hope Santa made them crab apples!
PRESIDENTE overcame the awe of the 'Zine by writing in. We now wait for him to write something interesting!
SARAH THE RED HEAD is back. Yawn!
Love is a red rose to Kermit Vegetarian
EXPENSIVE BUSINESS ROMEO!
THINGS THAT KEEP ME INSANE
- The 'Zine
- Mark from The Bluetones
- The Committments
- Matey bubble bath
- Mystic Meg on the National Lottery
- Tots TV
- Talking to myself
- Anything silver
- Pingu
- Piglet in Winnie the Pooh
Fluffy Indie Flower Fairy
DEAR NEGATIVE CREEP
Personal thoughts on Nayim.
He is a big, ugly, lousy, lucky guesser who couldn't score properly to save his life.
The career of this dream-wrenching, soul-destroying flukester rests on that one goal.
Still, you are entitled to your own opinion, however wrong it may be!
Lovestruck Jenni
Stop brooding over this fluke
ARSENAL WON IN 1994!
ODE TO ALL
The twisted world of insanity
Where the cage falls
But your mind's still free
Many lost memories
The last you see
Thoughts
Opinions
Let the world be
Rorthron (may peace prevail on earth)
Is this the most thought provoking
ODE THUS FAR?
DEAR 'ZINE
My feline companion Pip is at large and hoping to form an anti-dog militia.
Description: Large build, black and white, glaring eyes. Do not approach!
Lock up your dogs, as Pip will only respond to a clip around the ear from 80-year-old ladies.
Dark Horse
It's no wonder Pip left
CATS AND HORSES DON'T MIX!
DEAR 'ZINE
Let's stop the football talk. It's boring me and I'm sure it's boring a lot of other 'Zinesters.
I enjoy sport as much as the next person, but if I want to read about it I'll buy a newspaper.
Let's keep the 'Zine fun!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Mighty Morphin' Power Trooper
You want fun. Well, have we laughed
AT NINJA'S HUMOURLESS LETTER? NO!
