The Mega-Zine Museum
December 26, 1995
PSYCHOPATH "I'm sick of Savo going on about football all the time. My rugby league team..."
STARGIRL is having dreams about silver spoons. Sigmund would have a field day!
PENGUIN BOY has finally written after two years of thinking about it. Next time he writes, in 1998 or so, he might even get a full page!
TANIA T wonders if Boxing Day is so named because of all the empty boxes.
Or empty box, in some cases (ie mine)
DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD YOU'VE BEEN
TO SURLY HERMIT
All the answers to your "so-called" statements about Santa Claus are revealed in the bigtime golden film The Santa ClausE.
This film proves there is a Santa Claus and answers all your weird and wonderful questions.
Hollywood Temptress
PS It might be an idea to take a younger brother or sister.
DEAR 'ZINE
Firstly, as assistant director Walter S Skinner, I demand Agent Mulder renounce his Liverpool allegiance and follow Man City.
Secondly, my companion, the Disgruntled Magus, wonders why most of the Hollyoaks cast sound like Southerners when it's set in Chester.
I mean, why?
Skinner
Mass migration in the 1970s?
YOU'VE ALL DONE GEOGRAPHY
DEAR 'ZINE
Fancying someone is, like, real strange! Either you like it, or not.
It's brill when your eyes meet, your head spins as you and he connect in desire, wanting...
Back in reality, he looks away leaving you with the burning question, what now?! Aargh! Such is life.
The Voice, Colombia
Half the fun of the relationship
IS THE CHASE, N'EST-CE PAS?
CHILDHOOD TV CLASSIC: TERRORHAWKS
Terrorhawks was THE programme to watch when I was a kid. An exciting adventure of good vs evil, with the mighty Zelda.
And if that's not enough, the game of noughts and crosses at the end kept us on the edge of our seats!
Reptile '95, Sheffield
Wasn't it Terra as opposed to Terror?
AND WASN'T IT TOTAL RUBBISH?
TO AGENT MULDER
Are you proud of yourself? Not only can you not think up your own name, you are stupid too. You let Savo win by giving him attention.
I thank Savo for giving the indie-dominated 'Zine a bit of variety. Well done. Pity about Villa though. Arsenal and techno rule.
M.A.R.T.I.A.N
If that's not giving him attention
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!
