The Mega-Zine Museum
December 18, 1995
URBAN COWGIRL would hate to be a turkey this Christmas. Be kind to people and you won't come back as one.
BEZ'S WORKING TROUSERS is returning Penelope's love in the next post, with a large bow and some silver glitter.
THE CHICKEN IN THE MIST has lost the best ever English teacher to Hull High.
AL, A SHARK IN BLOODS WATER, reminds us that the pokey bits hurt the most.
Mute Witness says you never soar with
THE EAGLES WHEN YOU WORK FOR TURKEYS
GIG REVIEW - THE BOOTLEG BEATLES
I cannot give them enough praise. From She Loves You to Let It Be, the whole hall sang along and had a cracking time
The psychedelic UV lighting during Sgt Pepper and their first rendition of Free As A Bird added to the enjoyment.
The 2000-strong crowd ignored stewards and danced all the way through and the BBs can rest assured that no-one went home unhappy.
Video Meanies Slight Return
LOST LOVE
I thought you had feelings for me
but I must have been wrong.
I think they were there once
but now they are gone.
We had something there
but something got in the way.
Something called Your Friends
who led you astray.
Now it's all over, now it's the end.
We'll never have that something special ever again.
Snail Girl
Lighten up girl! Adolescence is agony
BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T PAY TAX
MY PREDICTIONS FOR 1996
I will become an axe goddess
Indie will be destroyed
The Wildhearts won't split up
I will be loved and adored by all on the 'Zine
Metal will rule again
Splattermania
Are these your predictions or
YOUR FERVENT HOPES?
DEAR 'ZINE
Spare a thought for us Irish. Our football team decide to play the game their way (along the ground) and not Big Jack's way.
We'd been waiting for that since the away draw to Leichtenstein and... then we lose.
Persil Manual
PS English football critics: we did not lose to superior techniques but because our lads couldn't run half the time.
Football is too complicated
I PREFER WATCHING DOWNHILL SKIING
DEAR POETIC ARSONIST
I happen to like Dizzy Indie Dandelion and find everything that's been said so far very intellectual.
I think you should release your pent-up anger by chilling out instead of firing it at the innocent.
Try floating in the clouds.
Psychedelic Moonbeam
How do you release anger by chilling?
I HAVE TO SCREAM AND BREAK THINGS!
