The Mega-Zine Museum
December 17, 1995
AEPH thanks Dizzy Indie Dandelion for the message which cheered them up quite a bit. Being considerate is cool.
ZEPHYR THE GENTLE WEST WIND wonders why rich people are never happy or grateful. Maybe because money doesn't make our mortality any easier to accept.
ASEN FROM FLEET loved the Oz hol, starting to drive, Beavis and Butthead, shaving his (or HER!) head and raving.
FAT-BOTTOMED GIRL IN A BICYCLE RACE salutes Queen, the greatest band ITW.
Apple Strudel Boy burned his present
FROM HIS GRAN LAST YEAR: Y-FRONTS!
DEAR MEGAZINE
Due to lack of fellowship, honour and friendship, I have hidden my few remaining tanks in the southern city of Throl.
My prophecy will be realised on 25 December. An apt day for annihilation.
To the followers of Britpop: there is no escape (it sucks).
Oppose me and I will crush you. Prepare for armageddon.
Angel of Suffering
PS Any REAL metalheads out there?
WHY???
Why do boys prefer blondes with blue eyes? What's wrong with black, brown or red hair? It's the PERSON that counts, not the colour of something, right!
Why do I get fewer Christmas presents each year?
Does no-one remember that Christmas is about giving and the birth of Jesus?
Why are Will Smith, Jared Leto and others so good-looking?
Curious Cat
Boys prefer blondes because they have
NO IMAGINATION. GIMME A DUSKY MAIDEN
DEAR 'ZINE
A few messages:
Dizzie Indie Dandelion: tape wrappers are no problem; you just need the knack
Savo: don't you think it's time you left us in peace?
Little Miss Bright Blue Speedy Smartie: Smarties are the answer to the greatest sweet in the universe. DONT'T MOCK 'EM.
Laser Fiend, in a far off universe
Drat. You've given me a Smartie craving
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO TO BUY SOME
DEAR MEGAZINE
Parents. I mean HONESTLY. The lengths they go to to save money.
In Tesco they were buying bananas and, in order to make them lighter and therefore cheaper, they took the tops off (the bit that joins them together).
The Chicken In The Mist
In Animal House John Belushi eats all
HIS FOOD BEFORE PAYING FOR IT.
TOP TEN LAD ACCESSORIES I LIKE
- Closely cropped hair
- Baggy jeans
- Oakley shades
- Puffa jackets
- Retro trainers
- Muscle definition and small tattoos
- Pierced ear and eyebrow
- Fast car with blacked out windows
- Stereo blasting out drum 'n' bass
- Cute grin
Tamara, being superficial
WLW goes for strong jawline, Hermes
TIE AND GREAT BIG GALLIC CONK
