The Mega-Zine Museum
December 15, 1995
NEW BOY urges us to watch Northern Exposure instead of The X-Files. WLW says read a poem and smell the snow in the air.
ZO ZO THE ZOOO can't imagine what Alkazeltza must LOOK like if it takes her FIVE hours to get ready.
DEATH WITH A PULSE RATE would like a gwate big bag of dzelly babies for Crimbo pwease Santa.
THE HACKER is Joyrider's nemesis and thinks Sad Lad is really sad.
The Chicken In The Mist had an NDT:
NEAR DEPRIVATION OF TELETEXT
DEAR MEGAZINE
Is it just me or is Mulder being a hypocritical wimp?
He had Cancer Man in his grasp and then he let him go without getting any info.
Mulder is on a quest for truth. He despises the government keeping secrets from the public.
HE has seen ghosts, aliens, artificial intelligence and a silicon-based life-form. Has he told anyone? No.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mighty Morphin etc
WHY 1995 WAS GOOD FOR ME
- I discovered Mega-zine
- I got into music
- I got into Mark Radcliff
- The above led to liking poetry
- I got a good biology teacher
- I went to America and met loads of relations I didn't know existed
- My school didn't merge! Yay
The Chicken In The Mist
WLW Likes to chill with Rattlebag,
A COLLECTION OF POEMS TO READ ALOUD
TO LEAF
I caught you when you were floating through the wind.
You saved me, flew into my world;
Like an angel you were,
my light in the darkness.
I held on to you, maybe too tight;
you slipped through my cage
and flew from my life,
leaving me lost and alone.
The Flower Child
Enough of this melancholy!
YER MAKIN' ME FEEL ALL WEEPY
A CHEERFUL POEM
Doomed to a future of madness the man on the street turns to sadness for solace in a world that no one knows Despair is everywhere but doesn't show.
Lost in a maze of self-pious pity, adrift in the streets of Pathos City, tossing and turning, slowly he's drowning, swimming in a fog he'll never be found in.
Cough City, Wherever
Life's too short and hard to wallow
IN GLOOM - THINK BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS
PREDICTIONS FOR 1996
- I will be a prominent 'Zine writer.
- John Major's leadership will again be challenged.
- Take That's first 1996 single will NOT get to Number one, Don't Look Back In Anger will.
Penelope Anemone, Noel's Kitchen
Well, who knows
I PREDICT MOP TOP HAIRDOS FOR ALL!
HI MEGAZINE
OK. Who's gone nuts and bought Michael Jackson's Earth Song?
It is so ridiculous yet has managed to get to number one and that weirdo has managed to worm his way back in.
It shouldn't have happened. To whoever let this happen: YOU'RE MAD.
Rachel
PS Hi Savo!
