The Mega-Zine Museum
December 14, 1995
NEG CREEP feels he has grown apart from the 'Zine because of David Seaman's Tache. Neg would like to be known as Zaragoza 5 from now on!
MS FLUFF says chocolate guarantees happiness. The Milky Way Stars are out of this world. Yum!
THE FEMALE VERSION OF GARETH missed the end of Sesame Street. Naughty!
PSYCHOSIS wants to know, is football all Savo thinks of? Don't let the fate of 11 men in shorts rule your life!
Wayne says Gareth must watch
POSTMAN PAT FOR HER SINS!
WHY I SUSPECT MY BROTHER'S AN ALIEN
- He keeps demanding I take him to my leader
- He's grey, with big black eyes
- Strobe lights come from his room during the night
- Everyone loses an hour when his friends come to visit the house
- He doesn't walk, he floats
- He communicates tele-pathetically
- The UFO is in the back garden
Two-Face
DEAR 'ZINE
Help our mothers!
Join the campaign - refuse to wear matching socks. Let's all turn to chaos and save our mothers valuable time.
If socks were made to match, they would be tied together with a bit of string like my mittens.
Power to the people!
Couch Boy
Those darn socks. They just
WEAR MUMS DOWN!
DEAR 'ZINE
What kind of travesty is this? I am talking about the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party.
It was good to see Pulp, but they shouldn't have appeared in front of an audience of Take That fans.
They didn't even know the words to Common People!
Common Person
But at least Jarvis had
THE CHANCE TO CONVERT THEM!
A CHRISTMAS POEM
Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
'Zinesters rule the land
What d'ya think of that?
The snow is falling fast
Presents are under the tree
A time for warmth and friendliness
For everyone to see!
The Joyrider
'Zinesters rule the land
THE CHEQUE IS IN THE POST!
A VERY SHORT POEM
Hello 'Zinesters,
how are you?
I hope you are well,
'cos I am too!
The Albino Hedgehog
