The Mega-Zine Museum
December 12, 1995
LITTLE MISS BUG's message to Savo... You are not big, you are not clever, you are not funny. Spurs rule!
LLAMAS CAN'T PEEL SPUDS says Radiohead showed TT and Jarvis Cocker a thing or two about live music at SH Poll Party.
SHARE'S TEETH wants to ask Toby The Wonderlizard if she knows who he really is. He knows who you are!
SALAFALABAR thinks long names are pants in his/her book...
You should try typing some of them!
WACKY PRESSIE SUGGESTIONS NEEDED!
FILM REVIEW - MURDER IN THE FIRST
I originally went to see this movie simply because of the stars - Slater, Bacon and Oldman - but left in tears.
It was the most moving, touching, yet brutal and disturbing movie I have ever seen.
Unmissable!
Little Miss Bug Bear
Never fear, you will appear!
DEAR 'ZINE
I feel I must outline Savo's defence. He passionately supports a team that's usually mid-table. No, I'm not a Villa fan, I'm Liverpool.
If Savo's team were in the relegation zone, people would admire his loyalty. And if his team were title contenders, they would say his arrogance was right.
However, Villa are neither. Therefore, Savo is the worst 'Zine writer!
Agent Mulder
Is this true Savo? Villa really do
LIVE IN NEVER, NEVER LAND!
DEAR 'ZINE
So, there I was in maths when an over sized cucumber appeared before me in a puff of smoke.
"I hereby anoint you The Cheese God," he screamed, before throwing some vegetable oil over me.
From now on I will be addressed by my name or may all your cheese sandwiches go soggy!
The Cheese God (on a Cheddar throne)
No, not soggy cheese sarnies for Xmas.
OH HAIL THE MIGHTY CHEESE GOD!
DEAR 'ZINE
One 'Zine problem is how do we know who is male and who is female?
Confusion is caused. I was called a him after one notice. No offence to blokes but I'm glad to be female.
The Chicken in the Mist
Is it not better for your ID to
STAY SHROUDED IN A FOWL MIST!
POPULAR WORDS USED IN SWANSEA
Mun: used at end of sentences such as 'Shut up, Mun.'
Like: same as above, like.
Tidy: good.
Angin: disgusting.
Brit Pop Jellytot (Invective)
