The Mega-Zine Museum
December 1, 1995
THE CHARLATAN from oop North is scared to venture into sports shops in case he gets swamped by assistants.
MARSHMALLOW GIRL has got offers from all the universities she applied to. Now just pass your A levels, gal.
LUCIFER says Birmingham and Savo smelt. Not of hellfire and brimstone I bet.
GESTAPO HALIBUT has an interesting
anagram of Michael Bolton
NOT REPEATABLE - WORK IT OUT
DEAR ZINE
I am in torture. Last week, after many hours choosing, I bought my dream guitar. I got it home, wiped off the drool and struck up a chord.
Just as we were getting acquainted it was whisked from my grasp and locked away. A sadistic parent informed me it was THREE weeks until my birthday.
Splattermania
TEN THINGS THAT KEEP ME NEARLY SANE:
- The Manic Street Preachers
- Ham and Marmite sandwiches
- Watching Spurs (esp Ian Walker)
- My best mates
- Going to gigs
- Reading the 'Zine
- Shopping for CDs
- Jolly Ranchers
- Anticipating Plasters 1996
- The Evening Session
A Star Lover In Motorcycle Emptiness
Who wants to be sane when you can
BE MAD AS A HATTER? - HOORAH
TOP TEN HELLOS
- Hello WLW you gorgeous love muffin
- Hello Dave Holland and Digital Chaos
- Hello Obi-Wan-Kanobi
- Hello Los from the chippy
- Hello Bat-bat, Batternior, Brat-boy
- Hello Angel Food, Lorien, Baby Babe
- Hello Etzys
- Hello Freakazoid and Duracell
- Hello Santa, I've been a good boy
- Err... Oh hello!
Mystic Michael
What is it with lists?
THEY ARE JUST SO UNORIGINAL
DEAR 'ZINE
In My So-Called Life on Nov 15th Angela was dancing to a cool song about being high as a kite.
Does anyone know who wrote it?
The Pessimistic One
And more importantly -
DOES ANYONE CARE?
ODE TO NO-ONE (EXCEPT STARLA)
Starla dear, we are one outshining the sun.
Together let's fly, Starla dear.
We are one but destined to become lost in the haze mayonnaise.
Spaceboy
