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November 28, 1995

ONE BESIDE MY SHADOW is worried there is too many questions. Why worry?

SALLY CINNAMON puts Sean Connery on top of her mature male celebs list. Pity, as Percy Sugden resides at No 10.

PINKY is so glad to have found Brain after escaping from Acme laboratory. She had missed taking over the world.

ZO ZO THE ZOVOO says to Cat's Whiskers that boys think girlies can't be footie fans. They whinge and call it a boring boys' thing. Asking for it methinks?

Lentils Taste Naff has a rather

RAMPANT COLD AT THE MO. ACHOOO

 

DEAR MEGAZINE

Can everyone stop wondering if anyone remembers old kid's programmes.

We all used to watch them, but now we have matured and still watch them. Is it of life threatening importance that everyone needs to know if we remember?

My theory is they ask because kid's TV today is a joke. Only Spiderman and X-man are decent!

The Charlatan, London

 

DEAR MEGAZINE

I am the powerful Lettuce of Doom and I have come to take over your ASDA's!

If you wish to live you must hand over Tafka Chamber and a bag of cheese and onion crisps by next week or I'll write to you every week - forever!

Lettuce of Doom, Notts

I can't say I'm quaking in my boots

I HAVE A NEW DEVICE - THE BIN!

 

DEAR MEGAZINE

Footy fans will be quaking in their boots. The reason? Scotland play in next summer's EURO 96.

Is there any point as it is so obvious which team will win?

Tangerine Baron, Tannadice

Might be obvious to you, but it ain't

TO ME - ELUCIDATE OR SUFFER

 

TEN THINGS MORE FUN THAN LATIN

  1. Dying a slow painful death
  2. Having a conversation with an adult
  3. Watching Panorama
  4. Missing X-Files
  5. Oral surgery at old fashioned dentist
  6. Rave and techno listening (maybe not)
  7. Chemistry
  8. Being a Man Utd fan when they lose
  9. Waiting for a light bulb to grow
  10. Your younger brother's friends

Teenage Mutant Mighty Morphin Trooper

Wouldn't have thought being a Man U

FAN WAS FUN AT ANY TIME

 

DEAR MEGAZINE

My English teacher insists book reviews should be a character study or a look at the author's writing style. To me they are just story regurgitations.

This is my latest review: The Goblin X-Files by Charles Grant. When two murders are committed in the sleepy town of Marville, Mulder and Scully, together with two other FBI agents are sent to investigate.

Miss Barr's Guardian Angel