The Mega-Zine Museum
November 12, 1995
ROSEBUD loves Radiohead and thinks Thom's vocals are simply stunning.
MISS MUSTARD is gonna miss Brian K's mop and Rayanne's lollipops!
MIR says Darth Vader is alive and lives in 10UP's form room. That's for you Dim Dim. Got that?
ATTILA THE HEN advises us to arm ourselves with seven sunflower seeds and a rubber chicken suit. Er... thanks. We could have a Mega-zine Dungeons and Dragons. Bagsie me be Merlin.
Yes, I know it's childish, but hey,
YOU GOTTA HAVE A HOBBY
VIDEO REVIEW - MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN
Lavish and with an excellent cast, this is THE definitive version of the famous horror tale.
Branagh's direction is perfect and adds great atmosphere. De Niro's creature is - as the book suggests - a victim of cruel circumstance.
Even if he doesn't have Karloff's square head and bolts through the neck!
David O'Conner
HI THERE DAYDREAMERS AT MEGA-ZINE
Blonde FTFN: the Due South soundtrack album is being recorded so the theme tune will probably be on it.
Empress of Indie: the 'secret' Menswear track is Bones And Red Meat. It is Johnny's fave at the mo'.
Love and chocolate,
The 'swe@ar Babes
Don'ja just hate these insider anoraks?
WELL, I KNOW ST ETTIENNE'S COUSIN
DEAR 'ZINE
Colin Controversial announces his arrival on p442. Today Colin says:
- Arsenal FC are the greatest grooviest team around.
- Sad But True and Philosopher Called Zebadee are losers.
- Write your letters to p442 in pencil.
- Bobby B is a tres dodgy geezer.
Colin Controversial
CC can can-can back to his cave
WHAT A CHEEKY CHAPPY
HELLO ALL YOU IN 'ZINELAND!
I know what happens in the body spray ad starring those giant people!
The police come to arrest the woman for rampaging through the city and causing huge traffic jams, so she runs off and climbs the Empire State Building.
The police get lots of tanks and helicopters to try to shoot her down.
This will never be shown on TV as it's too darn silly.
Guigsy's Secret Admirer
What happens to those people painted
LIKE TREES? THEY GET CHOPPED DOWN?
BACK TO THE 1860S?
Reading the 'Zine on Oct 18, I learnt that a Tory MP wants to teach children to talk proper English.
This may sound like a good idea but they seem to want to push Britain back 130 years and wipe out dialect, individuality and cultural diversity.
Mr Self-Destruction in Futures Past
