The Mega-Zine Museum
November 8, 1995
SHE, IN A DOG EAT DOG WORLD says we have to hug someone for a whole minute to improve our lifestyles, and drink a glass of water. Come again?
ZO ZO THE ZOO asks how girls can be the fashion leaders if they are wearing cropped tops and minis this winter.
GAMBIT IN THE BLUE asks when 'Savo' is going to realise that "your namesake is a complete donkey". Neigh it ain't so.
TOP BUBBLE GUM FLAVOUR from The Management is Hannah Martin flavour.
But their winner was pork pie flavour
WITH AN EGG? SAY THERE'S AN EGG
TV REVIEW - HOLLYOAKS, C4
With actors like cardboard cut-outs, and the central ones being in their late twenties, this new soap is quite pathetic.
I had an open mind, but when they took about five minutes to speak in episodes one and two, I got bored.
Next time anyone watches it, study the characters and their terrible storylines. You'll have a good laugh.
Rachel, East Kilbride
A HANDY HINT
Impress visitors by sitting on their lap with a book of animals and make the appropriate noises for each picture.
The Smashed Pumpkin
PS This works best if you are under two years old.
Does this go down well with bosses?
AH WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY
REVIEW - THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS IN MY LOCAL SHOPPING CENTRE
On every corner of every roof, there is a two-foot tall green Xmas tree adorned in white lights.
Green and gold garlands are placed throughout, complementing the trees.
From this, fellow children of the night, I have deduced that green with white or gold is the 'in' decoration colour, replacing the traditional red and blue experience.
Queen Of The Night
Queenie wants to know if Savo has
FLUFFY HAIR LIKE THE REAL SAVO
HUMAN LEAGUE - LIVE AT PORTSMOUTH
Support act Inaura were potentially good but unprofessional. Then Susan Ann, Joanne and Phil took the stage and made it all worthwhile.
They played newer ones like Tell Me When and Houseful Of Nothing, and classics like Love Action and Don't You Want Me?
A very entertaining evening.
Emotional Hooligan, Brighton
Susan Ann and Joanne?
THEY HAVE TO BE MADE-UP NAMES
INSULT REVIEW - STAMFORD BRIDGE V MUFC
A man shouted at Eric Cantona, unleashing a torrent of unprintable insults upon him. He was arrested and escorted from the North Stand.
A Geordie in a green trenchcoat started shouting at me:
"You's a stupid haired Mancunian with a silly voice. I'll never review any decent records you make (Vauxhall & I) and I'll rubbish you forever" (evil laughter).
Was not arrested.
Morrissey
