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November 3, 1995

MOO COW AND SNORT PIG are having fish for tea. I'm flabbergasted.

CARR T'QUIXOTIC AND FEY QUISLING feels like the life has been sucked out of her and left her an empty husk when she listens to Paul Weller. Sounds painful.

REDEYES wants to know what's happened to the yeomen in Starfleet. The drycleaners lost the uniforms.

HAZEL starts the ball rolling: living on earth is expensive but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Write in with your maxims and sayings.

WE NEED ALL THE ADVICE WE CAN GET

 

BOOK REVIEW - JOHN HEGLEY: FIVE SUGARS PLEASE

This is a collection of poems by John Hegley, a regular guest on the Mark Radcliffe Show.

It is a very funny book, with a few drawings by the author.

Subject matter ranges from flannels to Christmas. The best poems are the funniest. It's a really good read.

Mute Witness, Happy Shopper

 

DEAR 'ZINE

What rubbish the Sun paper makes up!

First they say Liam Gallagher's getting engaged. Then they say the Boo Radleys are splitting up.

What next? Louise Wener is becoming a nun? Supergrass are shaving their side- burns? Or maybe Suede are replacing Richie Oakes with Robbie Williams?

Knowing the Sun, it's all probable!

Angel Interceptor

Hacks have to make a living, you know.

IF IT RELIEVES THE MONOTONY, GREAT!

 

PRICELESS THINGS

  1. Love
  2. Friends
  3. Happiness
  4. Adrenalin rushes (natural ones)
  5. Emotions
  6. Memories
  7. A family
  8. An education
  9. Respect
  10. Glory

Steve The Enigma

Have you chilled out today?

MAYBE I SHOULD JOIN YOU!!!

 

ALBUM REVIEW - MORNING GLORY BY OASIS

Hello. Are the Beatles back together? It sure sounds like it.

It's fine to write songs that slightly resemble the Beatles' songs but not to COPY them and make an album of 'em.

This just shows how overrated Gallagher is. He's good. He ain't God. And he certainly ain't Squire.

The Happy Indie Lad

Time out on the Morning Glory reviews

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, COMPRENDE?

 

DEAR MEGAZINE

It'll soon be Bonfire Night, so it's very important to remember some rules:

  1. Light your firework at arm's length
  2. If it doesn't go off, don't pick it up and try to re-light it
  3. Animals are scared of big bangs so keep your pets in.

Splat Meringue