Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

September 24, 1995

PUTTY is one of many attacking Souvlaki Space Station and the unprecedented barrage of abuse at bands "selling out".

MANIC DUSTBIN reckons Diet Coke cans float, but normal Coke sinks. Fewer calories, you see.

BMX MONKEY is waiting for Harold to return in Neighbours. But where would he live? Number 30?

LA MUSO Qu'est-ce que je pense au sujet de la France? Je ne sais pas.

Carrier Bag Woman's dad has just bought

A FAX MACHINE! ABUSE IT WELL!

HELP!

I am the biggest Neighbours fan ever and I've never missed an episode.

However, I've recently discovered that after all these years, I've been singing the wrong words.

I've always thought it was "You can find the perfect friend" but subtitles have revealed it is "You can find the perfect blend".

I'm devastated.

Jim Robinson's Curly Bits

DEAR 'ZINE

I reckon Sonya is the coolest cat.

She's funny, has a bubbly personality, she doesn't care what people say and think, and isn't always mouthing off.

And she's the only person in the world who can get away with wearing bunches.

Mute Witness, Can't Be Trusted

Surely, Bjork is the bunches queen?

THAT'S ONE MORE VOTE FOR SONYA!

MESSAGE TO PHIL DANIELS

I admired you in Quadrophenia and Scum. You were superb in Clockwork Orange. You turned Parklife into a Britpop anthem.

But there was no need to do the voice-over on the Wash and Go advert.

I could lend you a fiver if you're that short of cash.

Charles Forster Kane, Xanadu

At least he toned down his language

FOR THE AD - CAN YOU IMAGINE?

DEAR 'ZINE

I know people change, but what is it about college that can make someone become everything they previously hated? I don't understand.

This guy at school was quiet, but really dry and funny.

Since starting college a week ago, he's taken up smoking (because "it's cool") and is going out with a really nasty, loud, foul-mouthed girl.

Sad, But True

Smoking "to be cool" is pretty sad

I CAN SAY ONLY ONE WORD - BAAA!

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