The Mega-Zine Museum
September 22, 1995
THE MISSING LINK ponders how the blind mice can go after the farmer's wife if they're blind. A keen sense of smell?
PUNK (ha-ha) - the name of the programme was Terrahawks, you weren't imagining things.
DEUS' GUARDIAN ANGEL joins Llamas Can't Peel Spuds in having a pop at my being unable to read their handwriting. Sorry, is that MY fault?
SOMEONE made my day with a little note saying they've memorised our address.
But they forgot their name!
THANKS FOR THE SIGNED POSTCARD!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I am an animal rights supporter and letters like Tangerine Baron's don't make me angry, they make me laugh.
All I can say is that when people like this grow up and have a more mature point of view, they should write again.
This kind of talk is all you can expect from kids who listen to mummy and daddy's conversations.
Di Draven, Bury
DEAR 'ZINE
Another ode:
You think you're funny, but you're just a mess,
You think I'm bothered but I couldn't care less,
I find your jokes as sad as your hair,
But I still love you,
Who said life's fair?
Joanna Pianner
This is better than your previous ode
AND IT FITS THE PAGE MORE EASILY
WHAT'S WRONG WITH GRIMSBY TOWN?
We know Grimsby is dull, grey, busy, the traffic light capital of England, home to a rubbish football team and fishy smelling.
And it's got the fifth highest crime rate in the UK and five miles of roadworks.
But it's home. Until I move to Hull in a couple of weeks time.
Andy, The Man In The Green Jacket
I guess it's the name - GRIMsby
A BIT LIKE DIRESBY OR NO-HOPESBY!
DEAR 'ZINE
I was truly shocked and quite upset when told Sad, But True and Lentils Taste Naff both get fan mail.
I first appeared on the 'zine on May 29, almost four months ago. Does anyone know I'm here?
Are you fed up with me?
Dizzy Indie Dandelion
Your wit and devotion to the 'zine
HAS EARNED YOU ONE FAN - ME!
ALBUM REVIEW: ONE HOT MINUTE - RHCP
The Red Hot Chili Peppers get better with every album.
Their debut was average, Mother's Milk was brilliant and Blood Sugar... was unbelievable.
What comes after unbelievable?
Warped is funky, Coffee Shop is cool and Pea is hilarious. Get it now.
Blackie "Kettle" Dammet
PS The book Sugar And Spice also rules
