The Mega-Zine Museum
August 22, 1995
DIGNITY OR DESTINY has moaned that the Mega-zine old guard were better etc. Instead of whingeing, why don't you write something interesting yourself?
STEVE THE ENIGMA has been to Newquay for his holiday, getting tanned and blond. Not surprisingly he's happy.
METAPHYSICAL WRECK says Miami Maiden forgot about Ab Fab, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers when she dissed Britcoms.
SMALL ZEBRA thinks Goddard on 444 is going soft. In his old age you mean?
Wandering Star says Louise Wener is
A BREATHTAKING SINGER, TO MUPPET
VIDEO REVIEW - ONLY YOU (PG)
In these recessionary times, the romantic comedy Only You provides a much needed uplift.
Only You is an ever-twisting tale which explores destiny and love from an amusing angle, with entertaining performances, especially from the gorgeous Robert Downey Jnr.
A commendable film.
Deviant And Proud, Seeking Tom Hulce
Dearie, dearie me
LOVE IS SERIOUSLY IN THE AIR TODAY
THAT BAND DEBATE
The battle of Blur versus Oasis has now reached its zenith, and I wonder if someone is applying some strange tactics with the singles.
Virgin are selling Roll With It at £2.99 but Country House for £1.99. Granted the Blur CD's is in two parts, but this is another method of bolstering sales, to our detriment.
And Virgin Records France get a mention on the Blur sleeve.
Pretty On A Fence
AN AWFUL EXPERIENCE
On arriving in town, just as I was getting out of the car, Mum says: "Here's some cash, get me Celine Dion's LP will you?"
I've got my Beastie Boys, the moment comes, I pluck up courage, grab Celine and dash to the counter.
The assistant dies laughing and I die of embarrassment. The moral? Never get lifts with parents.
Krill Boy, Suite 11
The worst part is when she starts
SINGING IN FRONT OF YOUR MATES
MOIST - BRISTOL FLEECE
A seething, sweat-drenched mass of bodies are sent delirious by the appearance of the mesmerizing David Usher and his allies.
He is wild and intense and belts out melodic, polished rock with a venomous sting. The rest of the band play as if inspired and deliver flawless uproar.
It's an explosive experience. Don't miss them at Reading!
David Ushers's Trousers, Romford
Moist? Not the hardest rock name ever
IS IT? WHAT ABOUT 'ARD FOR A NAME?
TO WHITE HORSE
Inspired word of God?
The Bible has been altered six times in 2,000 years by MEN, not God. And that's only the traced changes.
Don't fool yourself - your own opinions are worth more than beliefs altered by the politics of the day.
Fionna, Taffland, Howling Read!
