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August 19, 1995

MISS BARR'S GUARDIAN ANGEL can't see the point in long-distance running. It depends if you're going somewhere or just going around a track.

MR PANG "Roll With It is the worst song ever! Totally!" Are you trying to be controversial? Or just start a fight?

SALLY CINNAMON has noticed that schools only ever cut the playing field grass during important tests. So true.

GREEN GRASS reveals that Cantona is on his way to a new club.

Watford FC of all places.

DON'T BUY THAT 7 CANTONA SHIRT YET!

 

REVIEW: BRITPOP NOW

Us being the indy chicks we are, we thought: "Britpop Now! Great! A great line up and a gorgeous host!"

We were rewarded with half-hearted efforts from everyone apart from Elastica and Menswear.

We hate to say it, but even Blur didn't make the sparks fly.

Anyone agree?

Pinky and The Brain

Methinks you expected too much

DO WE NEED PROGRAMMES LIKE BRITPOP?

 

REVIEW: DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

This is the third instalment in the Die Hard series starring Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson (both from Pulp Fiction) and Jeremy Irons as the baddie.

Willis and Jackson are forced to play a game of Simon Says with Irons, or bombs will be triggered over New York.

It becomes a buddy-movie as the film goes on. It's definitely the hottest action film of the summer and the best Die Hard film so far.

Vinny's Cousin

 

A THOUGHT

Wouldn't it be sweet if life was as simple as The Cardigans make it seem?

It would always be summer, there would be loads of carnivals and parties and we would all be beautiful. And you could drive your dad's car to the moon.

Nina Cardigan is the queen of pop.

Purple Rhino

Without winter, there is no summer

SURELY IT'S TOO HOT FOR CARDIGANS?

 

FOOTBALL

Your summer fashion piece on football shirts was all too typical of an idiot's view of football as a trend.

Instead of following a team through good and bad, sections of support consists of giggly girls and glory hunters, like Man U and Rangers fans.

As a Celtic supporter, what's good enough for Gazza is NOT good enough for me.

The Joyrider

Oh good, a jealous football fan!

SO, NO GIGGLY GIRLS AT CELTIC?

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

For the past year I've been saving to go the the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas to see the Nirvana memorabilia.

I have estimated costs at about £5,000.

I've got £10, so it will be another 234 weeks without MOJO, new jeans or going out enjoying myself.

Green Pen Girl