The Mega-Zine Museum
August 18, 1995
BLUR/BLEURGH "How dare you" seems to be the response. Same reason you lot dare keep harping on to me about it.
APPETITE WANTED I'm sick of food and therefore feel ill. I need an appetite infusion. Help. Quark. Jolly Ranchers and sherbert lemons to the rescue!!!
DIZZY INDIE DANDELION is looked at like a criminal when shopping. How many eye-brows do you have? It may be the cause.
BLACK WIDOW has written to say that Ms C Love is just an attention seeker.
Yeah, but who isn't?
SEND ME A POSTCARD FROM YOUR HOLS
THE BRITPOP NATIONAL
And they're off! Albarn on In The Country has a lead, but Gallagher is levelling up on Roll With It.
Barlow is taking a nosedive on Anybody Seen Robbie? and Howard on Never Forget is falling back from 1st.
Odds are changing on Damon and Liam.
Place your bets, please.
Commentary courtesy of Kate Cobain
Peter O'Sullivan... watch your back!
THIS ROW WILL RUN AND RUN, HA HA
PEOPLE ARE STRANGE
How come some of the people who use London Buses have staring-out matches when buses on opposite sides of the road come side to side?
Someone will scan the other bus for someone to humiliate and then put on a Tyson-type face. The other person does the same and the facial boxing begins.
It ends when one turns away humiliated. Is this a London thing or what?
New Age Freak, On Cloud Eight and Ten
STUPID QUESTION
I wonder, has anyone else discovered the joys of FruFoo fromage frais yet? In every pot there is a little toy that comes from the Planet Frufoo.
When the pot is empty you can throw it like a frisbee and it flies like a UFO.
Also, does anyone else watch Shortland Street? The doctor is quite possibly the sexiest man alive.
Ani the Fish
Exsqueeze me? If you throw it like a
FRISBEE, DOESN'T IT FLY LIKE ONE?
GIG REVIEW - HARRY CONNICK JNR
Tuesday was just one really hot 'n' funky night at London's Shepherds Bush Empire.
Two hours of serious New Orleans Funk with Harry and Co.
The atmosphere was unbelievable. Forget Take That, there wasn't a teenybopper in sight.
A night of proper music with five guys who can genuinely sing, dance and play.
Funky Babe
Of course your going had nothing to
DO WITH HIS SWARTHY GOOD LOOKS???
DEAR 'ZINE
Today's society places too much emphasis on material things. Most people play the lottery and it seems everyone wants to be a success, not for the feeling of accomplishment that it brings, but to fatten their wallets.
Money can make you more comfortable in life but it can't make you happy.
The best things in life really are free - love, health and happiness. Enjoy them.
Slimy Facecloth
