The Mega-Zine Museum
August 17, 1995
LENTILS TASTE NAFF refuses to write anything until everyone stops swallowing the rubbish about Oasis/Blur which the record companies started.
LOVE-LORNE LIBERTINE has been to Bournemouth for her hols and saw the Radio One Roadshow. Commiserations. Nice postcard though. Tres exciting.
CURIOUS CAT GIRL has been writing strange words which I haven't got the energy to decipher. Hard Cheddar.
VOGON POETESS knows the bloke who...
plays the guitar off-stage when TT
PRETEND TO PLAY - I'M SOO SHOCKED
CONCERT REVIEW
Beg, borrow or steal a ticket for Take That's new tour. It's out of this world and a must for all fans - even at £48.
The costumes, pyrotechnics and general "vibe" of the concert make the hours of travelling worthwhile.
Highlights are Babe, Everything Changes and a rock medley featuring covers of Another Brick In The Wall and Nirvana's Teen Spirit.
Who needs Rob? TT 4 ever.
Mark and Gary fan
Not even good bands should attempt
THAT SONG... GOT IT?
4 QUESTIONS WE ASK OURSELVES WHEN WATCHING EASTENDERS
- Who decorated Carol Jackson's kitchen (purple and green)?
- Are Pat Butcher's earrings car parts?
- Which shampoo does Ricky Butcher use (if any)?
- Does Billy Jackson say anything except "Where's my shoes?"
Wizadora, At an Oasis Gig
AN ANALOGY OF NEIGHBOURS' TEENAGERS
Billy Kennedy - An over-exaggerated symbol of bad Aussie acting.
Malcolm Kennedy - Kickboxer with a sad dad, no life and a blank expression.
Cody Willis - Stupid hair, teeth, voice and personality. We hate her.
Danni Stark - gasps after every sentence, "Wild".
Dime Bar FC and Toto, Broadhall Way
Leave Cody alone - she's cool
BUT BILLY AND MALCOLM SUCK BIG TIME!
REPLY TO WHITE HORSE
Why are you trying to kid yourself that marriage is some big deal?
Don't you think spending thousands of pounds on a ceremony so you can have sex with someone, is a bit pointless?
Timeless Indie Eyebrows
PS WLW, I bet you wrote that Blur feature on 444 last weekend. Well done!
In fact, I've got two Blur tickets
FOR THIS DECEMBER, IF YOU FANCY IT
THE BLUR v OASIS DEBATE
So they don't like each other. So what? This is all a bit too much like the E17 versus TT debate.
Why can't you like them both? The media are telling you that they are enemies and you should side up with one or the other. Don't listen to them!
The Gallaghers are probably round at Damon and Justine's having a good old laugh about it together right now.
Fat, Round, Worth about a pound
Hope your results are all ok!!!
