The Mega-Zine Museum
August 11, 1995
TIMELESS INDIE EYEBROWS has been sounding off about Wimpy Williams in a most uncharitable way. TT fan are we?
THE KILLER QUEEN says Queen members' surnames are all in the dictionary. Mercury, Taylor, Deacon, May. He wants to know where WLW goes on holiday. Mars.
ZIPPY has sent a warning that flies are getting bigger. Not if you swat them they aren't. But thanks for the advice.
SWEETNESS FOLLOWS sent stuff in on an Irn-Bru label. Tres original me darling.
Lentils is more than a bit happy about
ERIC THE GAUL STAYING - HOORAAHH!
THE NEIGHBOURS SHEEP
Call that a sheep? It looks like a cross between a radioactive poodle and a Blue Peter experiment gone wrong.
And what a storyline! "Sheep out for suburban ramble wanders into Ramsay Street". Happens every day.
Bunch of kids with no life find it. Bunch of kids name it after popular British Sunday lunch attempting to be funny, deciding to keep it. As you do.
Sweetness Follows
Don't worry - it will be releasing a
SINGLE IN THE UK SOON
RE-ISSUE REVIEW - BLACK FLAG
Black Flag are the band that inspired Kurt Cobain to be a musician. Re-issues see Black Flag's legendary albums are put onto CD for the modern market.
If you're looking for something hard & heavy to rip open your skull and scream at your brain, this is it.
One tip - try and get one with Rollins on vocals and not Cadena. My favourite? "Who's got the...?".
The Get-A-Life-Pussy
DELIVERING YELLOW PAGES
Do you know how heavy a Yellow Pages is? Do you know how heavy five Yellow Pages are to carry on one arm?
Do you know how hot it was last Wednesday and Thursday? Having said that, it wasn't too bad apart from the heat, and the money was fairly good.
I couldn't believe how happy people were to get them - it was like I was giving them a present!
Gina, Livin' on a Prayer
How dull was this job? Next time...
LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE TALKING
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
This is a complaint. Luton Football Club and Council are planning a hideous new football stadium on a green field.
How much longer can they do things like this? Soon there will be no green sites left but authorities don't care as long as they get their overpaid salaries.
You get the odd moral councillor but most seem to live a life of luxury, just pocketing the nation's cash.
Hugh Grant's Mug Shot, Luton
Unfortunately this is an ongoing issue.
WHY NOT TAKE UP FOOTBALL?
TRUE LOVE WAITS - AN ANSWER
TLW is against human nature. The right time to make love is when both people feel it is right and they are ready.
Adam and Eve never married. TLW is the brainchild of American Fundamentalist Christians who believe the Bible is the exact word of God. Then they change it.
Read the New World Bible: "As Jesus walked on water, Peter said Awesome."
Mr Self Destruction.
