The Mega-Zine Museum
August 10, 1995
PAMMY A AND S HOLMES say the answer to life is E=MC2 (Energy = maths x speed of light). Right.
THE JOLLY RANCHER ADS seem to have been bothering Charles Foster Kane more than is sane. Calm yourself.
TED CULLINAN'S SCALE RULE has been giving me a lecture on architecture, ie preaching to the converted!! Ha, ha...
BAGGY TROUSERS saw Suggs at a record signing in HMV Ealing and was very, very impressed. Old skool charms.
Soupcon wants to be introduced but is
UNLIKELY TO HAVE ANY GOOD IDEAS
HEAVEN AND HELL
The God I am told about in Religious Studies lessons would still love you even if you had sex before marriage.
Hell is a concept thought up by the Roman Catholic Church in the Middle Ages to control the peasants and get money from them.
Besides, the torture allegedly meted out in Hell is physical so the soul cannot be harmed or feel pain.
Greebo
I hate it when you people sound so
FLAMING REASONABLE!!!
TO MIGUEL INDURAIN'S LEG
O Mig, O Mig,
Your leg is so big.
It don't reach your nose,
But starts at your toes.
Your leg, it takes
Away all my fears,
And when you shave it,
Has got no hairs.
Count Von 'Mean Machine' Zero, Stuck on 4
REVIEW - SUSPIRA - TRAGEDY EP
A new release from out of nowhere, newcomers Suspira prove that "Black is truly back".
From the haunting tones of Allegedly Dance Floor Tragedy, we spiral down their technology-edged Goth, reaching the finale of You Bleed Me all too soon.
All Goths should have this one - that means you, Elysium Succubus!
The Watchman, with his assassin soul
What, are you saying ES is a Goth!!
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
What is wrong with EC Governments? Recently they paid out millions to farmers to destroy perfectly good crops to keep prices up.
How can this be justified when millions are starving in this world?
It would have cost our Government much less to send the excess crops to Third World countries.
It makes me sick that this is allowed.
The Sun Maid
When you lot are old enough,
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!!!!
NO, DON'T GET A LIFE, CREATE YOUR OWN!
As long as I live on this planet, there is one thing I just can't understand. That is people who follow things because their friends like them.
Two examples are Manchester United and Nirvana. What's the point of pretending to like something if you don't?
All those people who are reading this now know who they are and are just too sad to admit it.
New Age Freak
(Ever hear of peer pressure? WLW)
