The Mega-Zine Museum
August 9, 1995
KING OF THE RAMSEY STREET WORLD claims that Lou Carpenter was in the ABBA movie. Can any anorak confirm this?
LIP SMACKER seems to have fallen for Lentils Taste Naff. It could be a bad idea, dearie, all men are pigs!!!
WHAT would happen if everyone in the world started to jump up and down, asks Slimy Facecloth. They'd be sick.
YIKES! I am a fish, spoon, spoon, balloon moomby, joom. Poem by Uggy B.
Uggy has something against Mystic
MEG - BUT I AGREE
A STRANGE PHENOMENON
Has anyone noticed the extraordinary intelligence displayed by gerbils? I was feeding mine and one commenced to devise an ingenious escape route.
Intrigued by this, I gave the other a Rubik's cube which he finished within 25 seconds.
They then invented a way to seal up the hole in the ozone layer, stop world hunger and cure AIDS.
Gerbie for PM!
Wendigo
Next you'll be telling me they know how
TO OPEN A PACK OF JOLLY RANCHERS
ALBUM REVIEW - TIMELESS - GOLDIE
At last, some real competition for Liam Howlett, Richard James and Brian Eno as electronic music geniuses.
Goldie's debut is a sprawling monolith (two CDs/105 mins) of gorgeous sounds (Angel) and ferocious noise (St Angel).
The best example of Goldie's breathless scope is in the 21-minute Timeless, which floats from full-on drum'n'bass to ambient strings with ease. It's all in the title.
Dizgo Girl's Sky Baby
DEAR 'ZINE
I am totally incensed by the French Government's decision to test nuclear weapons in the South Pacific.
I was under the impression that the world had woken up to the arms race and environmental issues.
What's more, this testing coincides with the 50th Anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Garp
Garp honey, life is like a box of
CHOCOLATES - IT GOES STALE
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
The younger generation should be mature and responsible enough to know if they are going to take a violent film badly.
It's okay if you're watching a horror film and you say to yourself "it's not real", but not everyone can do that.
In brief, what I'm trying to say is that people react differently to things whatever their age. Age is just a number, after all.
Dizzy Indie Dandelion
Never have I come across a more
REASONABLE ARGUMENT
DEAR 'ZINE
With the Internet being increasingly used, I wondered what would happen to Postman Pat.
Obviously he and all other postal workers (including my dad) will be the new generation of Luddites, smashing up all the computers and screens.
Not because they hate progress, but like the 1812 rebellion, progress which puts them out of work.
Maid Of The River
