The Mega-Zine Museum
August 7, 1995
"I'M NOTHING SPECIAL I just yell and if you yell enough someone will hear ya!" (H Rollins) sent by Mr Burns' Killer.
I'M ATTEMPTING MY DEBUT on the Zine, says Princess Lou, and this is as far as she gets! Prospective Queen of the 'zine my foot.
ZIPPY wants the world to know he's got a BMX too, but he's not a monkey. Done.
PORTISHEAD ARE JOINT FAVES to win with the outstanding 'Dummy' at the Mercury Awards says Queen of the Sublime.
Most annoying catch-phrase at the mo
"IT'S GOOD TO TALK"
IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU WORK IN MACDONALDS THEY SAY...
- "You must be desperate."
- "If I come in and you serve me, can I have a discount?"
- "Do you really spit in the milkshakes and burgers?"
- "Aren't you a veggie though?"
Nitemare (sic) Hippy Girl
I never ever want to see a
A BIG MAC AGAIN
CHANNEL REVIEW - MTV
"The non-stop music channel" - huh? Someone forgot to mention the breaks every 3 minutes that last longer than the songs, and the sport and films.
Not to mention the same news repeated for days. And the VJs are as understandable as Scatman.
The good reasons for watching are MTV Alternative Nation, Hanging Out and Enrico (well fit). I'd give MTV ■■.
Patty Schemel, Enrico's arm-pit.
NEVER CONTRADICT THE MYSTIC!
Once again, my transcendental powers have triumphed in bringing you the future.
A while ago I predicted that Robbie would leave TT to do a solo album. Well now I predict that this will be TT's last British tour.
No need to use my powers to tell you Robbie's album will get a right slating by the critics.
Mystic Michael, smiling from ear to ear
The weird part of this is that I do
REMEMBER YOU SAYING IT. SPOOKY
TASTY MOTOR, GUV!
Driving round town, pedal to the floor,
Volume not enough, give it some more.
Rev up at the lights, window open wide,
Rave blares out, like a fairground ride
Don't you realise how sad you are?
Tuning, souping up a silly little car?
Cos go-fast stripes, stickers, the lot,
Won't help you out-run anyone, 'course not.
Ghostdancer, Floodland
Do I detect a hint of bitterness?
WHEN DID YOU FAIL YOUR TEST?
MY FANATASY LEAGUE TEAM
| Crossley | - | Forest | ||||
| Pearson | - | M'brough | Unsworth | - | Everton | |
| Jones | - | Liverpool | King | - | Villa | |
| Batty | - | Bl'burn | Redknapp | - | L'pool | |
| Keane | - | Man U | Hillier | - | Arsenal | |
| Shearer | - | Bl'burn | Cole | - | Man U |
Sideshow Dan, with £1m to spare
