The Mega-Zine Museum
August 2, 1995
REPLY TO THE RIDDLER A Batman! Try a bit harder next time, The Top Tenner.
WHY? Do your best black jeans fade to a horrid grey colour and you go red not tan? asks Black Widow. Got me.
BORED? Get a pile of stones (some flat ones) and dedicate your hols to making your own mini Stonehenge from Zippy.
BREN & JEN plan to trip their bro up on the stairs and film it for Beadle's About. Don't try this at home, kids.
Newcomer Joey-Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo
WINS MOST HARD WORK NAME TO TYPE
LETTERS FROM LENTIL LAND
No sooner had we been informed of a certain plummy thesp's dalliances, than news filters across the big pond that his tottie is to have her own five minutes on an American chat show.
No doubt it will tell us nothing we want to know, and no doubt it will be syndicated on C4. But I ask this:
Why do celebs (even minor ones) feel the need to go public in such a maudlin fashion, and why do we swallow it all?
This polemic was brought to you by
LENTILS TASTE NAFF - UNINTERESTED
TO ALL THE GIRLS
The world would be a gloomy place,
If only I saw a glum male face.
'Cos girls they giggle and easily laugh
Guys just smell and avoid the bath.
Girls are cheerful,
They wear bright clothes.
I like them lots,
They cure my woes.
Mr Angry (mellowing?), Crawley
GIG REVIEW - ASH - BRISTOL
It's hot! I've just been to the first date of Ash's tour!
Excellent! Uncle Pat, Petrol, Jack, Kung Fu were among the line-up.
After I met the band and chatted to drummer Rick. I pointed out the roadie looks like Sean Hughes and asked:
"Is he a Moz fan?". "No, but he's got a pet spider called Elvis," said Rick.
Mute Witness, Kung Fu Mania
Ah, my old petal, thou art an atrocious
NAME-DROPPER... KEEP IT UP
FILM CENSORSHIP - EARACHE
Does the Government really think we need its help to decide if we can watch a film or not?
If it does, then it's time someone told it otherwise because I for one don't, think we should miss out on some really good films because of age.
As for film violence causing violence in reality - I haven't hacked any ears off yet!
Elsa Alka Seltzer, Sidcup
So who should decide what is good for
THE YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE?
REVIVING THE DEAD
Ah, ha, ha, ha, we're back. You may have been wondering where we've been.
Well, we've been trying to liberate the oppressed proletariat of Swansea, (our cousins) in a resplendent People's Revolution.
But they didn't want to revolt and told us to go away. They will never let us in the house again after we exploded the cat.
Lucille Le Dark & Anastasia Black
