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July 29, 1995

DIZZY INDIE DANDELION sends in some letters to be printed, then insults me in the first one! Don't waste your money on any more stamps, dear.

THE EXPLODING PIGEON has a go as well, because she (he? it?) wrote Liam and she (he? it?) meant NOEL. Hardly my fault.

GUERRE is another one who has a bone to pick with me. I didn't understand some of those longer words.

SUMMER FROCK on the other hand, is nice and wants to come out with me tonight!

I'll pick you up at seven, then.

WE'LL PAINT THE TOWN RED AND WHITE!

 

REPLY TO DEUS GUARDIAN ANGEL

As a fellow quiet, placid guardian angel who has been ignored and taken advantage of, I know how you feel.

I think I can answer your question: To some, quiet people are a) boring and b) gullible.

This is why we are a) ignored and b) taken advantage of. Both of these assumptions are untrue, but we can't change people's attitudes.

Miss Barr's Guardian Angel

 

REPLY TO QUICKSILVER CAVERN

After reading your comment concerning the phone ringing during the third verse of U2s Hold Me, Thrill Me...

I quickly checked through and listened to the track on my CD.

You are wrong! You are an absolute nutter!

Elizabeth's friend Lulu with the hairy legs and the black hair

A tad damning, perhaps?

MAYBE IT WAS A REAL PHONE RINGING?

 

TOP TEN MICHAELS

  1. Mike Borden - Faith No More
  2. Mike Patton - Faith No More
  3. Michael Stipe - REM
  4. Mike Monroe - Hanoi Rocks
  5. Mike Inez - Alice In Chains
  6. Mickey Knox - Natural Born Killers
  7. Mickey Rourke
  8. Michael Schumacher
  9. Michael Portillo
  10. My ex-boyfriend Michael

Puffy's Female Dreadlocks

Your ex? Your ex?

YOU ARE MEANT BE BITTER GIRLIE!

 

TOP TEN THINGS TO BUY

  1. Power Rangers sticker album
  2. Tin of cat food
  3. School dinners
  4. Re-usable nappies
  5. A little picture of a pig
  6. A blank video tape
  7. Michael Jackson's album HIStory
  8. Reader's Digest atlas
  9. Sainsbury's cookbook
  10. Dance Mania 3 tape

Miss Teree

Won't the cat food give you bad breath?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADD: 11. MOUTHWASH

 

CODY WILLIS - A REVIEW

Cody Willis is one of the most annoying people in the history of the world.

Even compared to the rest of the do-gooders in Ramsey St, she is self-righteous and nosey.

She has that irritating croaky voice, but so has the lead singer from Def Leppard and he's done all right.

She's also Mick Hucknall's daughter.

King Of The Night Time World

I'd kind of like to hang out with her

AND MAYBE SCREAM AT HER A BIT!!