The Mega-Zine Museum
July 26, 1995
LENTILS TASTE NAFF is preparing his next prize-winning opus so get yourselves into the crash position.
BEWARE Houses are at risk if not filled with a purple jelly detector. You have been warned. Hitch hiker of the Galaxy.
A WISEMAN ONCE SAID there are no perfect men, only men with perfect intentions, From Hieroglyphic Goon.
IS BOB THE SKUTTER in the John Wayne Fan Club asks Chicken in the Mist? Enquiring minds wanna know.
Hula Hoop is testing the fax machine
BUT HAS LESS THAN LITTLE TO SAY
ME VERSUS THE FLY
In the red corner, we have the Fly. And in the blue we have Dangerous Dizzy The Indie Dandelion.
The fly starts off quickly, buzzing around my head which irritates me a lot I get laughed at for dancing around trying to swot said fly.
More dancing, followed by the creeping stage and think I have finally got it. Buzzing continues again.
Dizzy Indie Dandelion, swotting flies
What I can't stand is blimmin' moths
THEY ARE TOO AGGRESSIVE
A FAIRY STORY
"I've got an idea," said John to Dave. "Let's start up a business. We'll take one line from a well-known tune.
"We'll repeat it lots of times, really fast and at the end we'll get all of our mates to shout 'Jungle-ist Posse!' down a microphone."
"It'll never work," said Dave, "People aren't that stupid."
Elastic Owl, Getting printed this time
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...?
Every now and then someone writes in asking where an old 'ziner has gone. I can tell you that they are likely to resurface on the Brian Conley show.
For those who have led a charmed life and never seen the show, Brian drags out a couple of has-beens at the end.
Then they perform an embarrassing version of 'classic songs'.
Roll on Le Dark and Black. See you there.
King of the Night Time World
Oh no, you have found out my identity
I AM... BRIAN HIMSELF
ALBUM REVIEW - ALL ABOUT EVE
The Mission helped with a lot of this album.
The highlight is Julianne Regan who sounds like a sheep on In The Meadow. Another great track is the hippyish Flowers In Our Hair.
An OK album but songs like Appletree Man should be avoided.
The Elysium Succubus
Sage advice if I ever heard it
APPLETREE MEN ARE TRES ANNOYING
MURDER MYSTERY - THE SIMPSONS CASE
It wasn't Santa's Little Helper who killed Burns because Burns says: "Get your hands off me." Unless I'm mistaken, dogs have paws not hands.
I don't yet know who did it but I think he was shot with his own gun because when he falls onto the sun dial, his gun isn't in the holster.
Columbo's Dodgy Eyeball
No more of the Burns stuff, please!!!
