The Mega-Zine Museum
July 16, 1995
WORST FOOD for Jubilee is chocolate ice-cream, squashed tomatoes and coffee cremes. You have to be joking!!!
LAURA, A LUTONIAN sent in a ditty about Pavement who are the bees' knees. As my old mum would put it, Never 'erd of 'em.
WHAT would calculators be used for if they weren't any good at maths? asks Jon E P, obviously bored of life.
THE SPIRIT AT THE REC finds it tres interesting that Vimto is an anagram of Vomit. You have too much spare time lad.
Somebody from Glasgow sent a letter
THAT GOT BURNT ON THE WAY - SPOOKY
TOP FIVE WORST COVERS EVER
- Hymn to Her - Sleeper
- Smells Like Teen Spirit - Abygail
- What's Up - DJ Miko
- Zombie - A.D.A.M Feat Army
- Beatles Medley - Take That
Immortal Queen of Free Love
Lest we forget William Shatner's
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
TO DISTURBANCE AT HERON HOUSE & FRIEND
While your boyfriend can walk away at the end of the day without a scratch on his ego, you will be left an emotional wreck with no sense of self-worth.
I was bullied for years at school which left me feeling worthless and suicidal. Now I've had to waste precious years getting over it.
We are all valuable people (minus the bullies) so dump the idiot.
The Spirit of Glastonbury
SAY IT AIN'T SO - WEEZER
This song is wonderful! Every time I hear it, it becomes more divine.
It's a slow harmonious song, the kind that makes you feel a bit hysterical. Rivers Cuomo's voice shines on this track!
In fact, the mere sound of it makes me feel all dizzy. A beautiful song by a beautiful band.
Joanna, Magic America
It hasn't got anything to do with
BASEBALL OR O J SIMPSON HAS IT?
ADVERT - RONSEAL WATER SEAL
Why has the bloke in this advert got such a cob on? It's not as if his walls will be eaten away, because he has nipped the problem in the bud.
He should chill out a little. People would take more notice of what is being sold, instead of wondering what is up with this guy!
The Scouse Pilgrim
Instead of changing your name, get the top bods to make the line white again.
It sounds that simple I know, but then
THE PAGE WOULDN'T COLOUR COORDINATE!
PINK FLOYD - RELICS
Many of the tracks on this album were written by Syd Barrett and his lyrics and guitar work sends you into a world of psychedelia giving you an amazing perspective on the world.
If a group was to arise now with this very mellow style they might well take the place of groups like Blur and Suede.
Key tracks on this album are Arnold Layne, Paintbox and Chapter 24.
Where's Syd now?
Relaxed, Middle England
