The Mega-Zine Museum
July 12, 1995
THE HAPPY INDIE LAD wants to debate whether fishing should be banned. And ta for the constructive criticism. Not.
STATUS QUO give their (many fans) value for money, so says Margarita Man, which is more than can be said about some.
WEARING your cap backwards may help riding your bike, but Grunge Cat says BMX bikes are out. So?
WIZZY, THE WOBBLY DRAGON wants the Beeb to bring back Randall and Hopkirk. I agree but you're asking the wrong side!
Nemo has suggested Offending Gem
REARRANGER EXTRAORDINARE - OGRE
MENSWEAR - THE JUNCTION, CAMBRIDGE
For twelve songs the boys didn't disappoint us, with the best put-downs coming from Johnny in reply to the few unimpressed in the crowd.
Highlights include Gentleman Jim and Daydreamer.
And as an added bonus all five were looking especially fine. Pure brilliance!
Supa Shampoo, Daydreaming
Twelve!?! Twelve!?!
MIGHT AS WELL JUST BUT THE ALBUM
AMATEUR BOXING
I had my first fight and won every single match until I stopped at 16 when I came to my senses.
It is wrong to subject young children to boxing at an early age, they don't know the consequences of what could happen to them.
Boxing taught me discipline and how to look after myself, but everyone should think carefully first.
Fat Bloke, in the ring
TO THE (NOT) SO HAPPY-GO-LUCKY TRAMP
Just thought I'd cheer you up by telling you that Nostradamus predicted Armageddon would occur in the year 2000.
'Course, he also said that in 1999 aliens will come and take (some of us) away to save us from ourselves.
Also, scientists predict that the next Ice Age will come about in the next 30-40 years.
So if you survive the year 2000, you might die then.
The Elyzium Succubus, Floodland
I never knew you lot were so well read
I'M OFF TO A LIBRARY - TO SLEEP READ
STUFF TO PONDER OVER
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
- Do moles ever get claustrophobic?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why put ashtrays on motorbikes?
- What is Howards Way?
Hazel-Ra!
Howards Way is damaging to your health
WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE DOOR BELLS?
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm now getting very miffed at the media coverage Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley are getting.
So what if he did what he did? Okay it's wrong, but it's not as if it's the first time it has happened.
I mean, everyone's human, even the famous.
When are the media going to grow up and stop milking people's reputations for money?
Bob the Skutter, White Corridor
