The Mega-Zine Museum
June 19, 1995
THE PPA HAS HAD TO DISPERSE due to a huge gun fight over beetroot slices - message from Percy the Penguin.
MY NAME IS JONAS is about workmen unhappy about working conditions or something, says Surf Board. Wipe Out!
LIGHT SWITCHES are too damn single - minded. It's either on or off, no mid-ground, says Bob the Skutter.
CHEMISTRY LAB wants us all to read The Hanging Gale, especially if you missed the series packed with McGanns.
Those with very long names will find
THEMSELVES CUT DOWN IN THEIR PRIME
HISTORY OF LOYALTY
This started with some huge guy back in the Stone Age or sometime, going around with a club and his mates beating everyone up and making himself ruler, and nicking all the money.
That's been the case ever since (even if it was on a larger scale.)
So next time you see Prince Charles talking about crime, remember where it all started.
Slick Ric.
Mega-zine: always historically
IMAGINATIVE (IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT)
DRACONIAN TIMES - PARADISE LOST
An eerie keyboard intro, a crash of guitars and a choral sea of voices and the journey begins with the spine-tingling Enchantment.
Every track takes you on an emotive voyage - be it an epic wail such as Forever Failure or a racing chug like Once Solemn.
Just imagine the Sisters of Mercy on steroids - and then some.
Vlad the Exam-failer.
GOOD WAYS TO WASTE YOUR LIFE
- Watch Delta Force 2,373 times.
- Watch Forrest Gump once.
- Blow all your money following Let Loose on tour.
- Make a date with Winona Ryder and stand her up.
- Make a date with Clare Short and keep it.
Count Von Zero, Back on the JP's
I don't have to TRY and waste it
I JUST SIT HERE UNDER A BLUE LINE
DEAR 'ZINE
Adverts. They rule our life and some of them are really annoying. Who cares if Kira Langer "1994 Supermodel of the Year" uses that shampoo? I don't.
And I don't know who thought up the Gateway adverts, but they should stop before they think up anymore stupid rhymes. Or I will be very angry.
They are nowhere near as good as the Safeway ads. Ooh, do they make me laugh!
Cousin It.
(I like the piccy - WLW).
TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHART MUSIC
I would just like to point out that the current Number One sucks. White Cliffs of Dover has way too much variation in lyrics for my liking.
I have waited long enough to see the bluebirds over the cliffs, yet have seen nothing. Why put Dover into disgrace by producing such a song, the cheek of it!
The Hackster, writing on an inspiration near Dover, living in reality.
I think what you are trying to say
IS YOU PREFER THE DAME VERA DUB MIX
