The Mega-Zine Museum
June 13, 1995
THE PURPLE PENGUIN ASSOC sent in a blunt letter - shame I didn't understand a word of it.
MARY TYLER MOORE wants to find out what My Name is Jonas is all about.
QUICK MICK describes the new Therapy? album as ear bashing, head spinning, bone breaking and teeth grinding.
EMPRESS OF INDIE says all dance albums consist of the same songs but have different titles. By 'eck you've got it.
Lentils taste naff has lost his voice
AND HIS MARBLES WITH THE FLU
INSECT REVIEW
Has anyone else noticed how stupid flies are, and I don't mean the ones on your trousers?
They fly into your house through the front door and then head straight for a closed window - even though the one next to it is open.
It then dives in your window at night making a strange buzzy noise, waking you up at 2.30 in the morning.
Jon EP, Malmesbury.
AFKP - Aggressive Flies Keep
ANNOYING PEOPLE
THE GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE
- Don't eat yellow snow
- Don't forget the windmills
- Don't worry, the snails won't mind
The Fuglies from the snail shed.
(Hey, hey we're The Fuglies).
TO DOLORES O'RIORDAN'S BLACK EYELINER
I'm not saying this purely to be argumentative. And I'm not a space boffin, but imagine this scenario:
Whilst in space, a new rock/gas/substance is discovered and from it is developed a cure for Aids or the common cold. Or growing plants without water.
As I said, not causing an argument, just seeing both sides of the story.
Steve The Enigma.
The only thing they will find in space
IS.... PIGS!!!!
BOOK REVIEW - SOUL MUSIC - T PRATCHETT
Rock n'Roll is not just music - it's a lifeforce, crazy and addictive!
As the elf-like Buddy discovers when his band buys a guitar from a mysterious shop. Soon, new music is sweeping Discworld.
This is for all those who understand, who LIVE the essence of the beat.
Casino Girl.
A CONTENTIOUS ISSUE
Yes, space travel is a waste of money as are defence costs, but both seem fairly worthy causes compared to the money wasted to restore Southend Pier.
Any readers who, like me, have been to Southend will know that the pier must be one of the ugliest tourist attractions around.
I wouldn't be surprised if the fire was started by someone sick of the sight of it.
Nice Guy Eddie.
Where are the ugliest places in
GREAT BRITAIN? - SEND YOURS IN
