The Mega-Zine Museum
June 3, 1995
TATH AND BOB think Rugby is THE most boring sport ever. Many would agree.
WHY were there four greenfly, a black hair and uncooked sausage in my school lunch asks Girl of Destiny. You looked?
ETERNAL FEMINIST wants to know why all the really nice blokes fancy her mates!
NET SURFER is keen to hear from any other Netties out there.
THE YELLOW LOVER is worried that Tic Tacs will be made bigger. Why?
The Cynic who likes Cheese has an A'
LEVEL FIXATION. WONDER WHY?
MUSICAL ANAGRAMS - NEW TOPIC THEY SAID
- Snug Snores - Guns N Roses
- Noise Smith - The Mission
- Dr Banal Moan - Damon Albarn
- If Tess, cry more - Sisters of Mercy
Top that!
Count Von Zero, The Dust Devil.
You've way too much time on your hands
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS
I am currently masterminding a plan to overthrow the present Government and replace them with these persons.
- PM - Mark Radcliffe
- In charge of general fun - Vic & Bob
- Ministers of facial hair - Supergrass
- Chief of meaningless but groovy lyrics - Noel Gallagher
Angel of Anarchy.
Good to know you've got the important
STUFF COVERED - WLW FOR C OF E
HOW TO GET NOTICED BY THE PAPARAZZI
- Wear a dress held together by stationery
- Go out with a luvvie and get a modelling contract
- Get ignored at the Oscars by Joan Rivers
- Don't wear a bra
All girl 'Zinesters take notes so you can take over Girlie Hurley's mantle.
The Brat from Hell.
BOOK REVIEW - THE LAST HUMAN
For all Red Dwarf fans this book has come at just the right time seeing as series seven is delayed until Xmas '96.
The story picks up at the end of Better than Life when Lister has left the Backwards Planet.
Even for non-fans this book is very enjoyable.
Bob the Skutter, White Corridor 159.
"HAPPINESS IS NOT A POTATO"
(Charlotte Bronte - Vilette).
Remember these wise words. Do not try to cultivate happiness for the crop will be poor and the harvest bad.
Take chips for example. They provide a superficial delight but within a week of consumption an unsightly blemish is sure to appear upon your visage.
You have been warned.
Flower Faerie.
WLW would like to have some more useful
LITERARY QUOTES TO CHEW OVER
