The Mega-Zine Museum
June 2, 1995
TIM VINCENT looks lovely in shorts, so says Midnight Caller. Couldn't do Owls' colours for you. Is green OK?
GAZZA will join the Boo Radleys - a revelation from Mystic Mute Witness. Wake up, up and haway the lads?
CRAZY OWL wants to go and see England v Sweden, but doesn't fancy the trip to Elland Rd. GO! And wear your colours!
DOLORES BLACK EYE LINER reckons The Ant and Dec Show is rubbish. No, really?!!
B Butler is nothing like C Hawkes
SO SAYS ELSA, BUT I'M NOT SO SURE...
TO ALL DOUBTERS OF DANCE
I, as a fervent clubber, lament the lack of quality in our charts. I know for a fact that the dance world has better to offer than Corona and Rednex.
They are no better than crass Euro-boppers from years ago.
Fortunately, the very best of the dance world has had some chart success - Livin' Joy, Baby D and The Prodigy.
Respect!
The Jilted One, Jericho
ALBUM REVIEW - THE COMPLETE STONE ROSES
WOW! After a day of A-level hell, I put this on and the high kicked in.
I exploded with the ecstasy of She Bangs The Drums and revelled in the dreamy bliss of Sally Cinnamon.
And I can't describe the feelings aroused by the emotive, superlatively cool Fools Gold and I Wanna Be Adored.
Stone me! Listen and weep tears of joy!
Sally Cinnamon (of course) xxxx
Couldn't agree more, Sal.
FOOLS GOLD - ONE OF THE BEST EVER?
DEAR 'ZINE
I just want you to know that I am really angry at the way the media treat Madonna especially when they call her a grandma.
She shows great courage in her films, and her music knocks socks off anything else around.
And I don't know any 35-year-old women who have grandchildren.
The Dreamboat
Isn't Mads doing a charity record next?
FOR HELP THE AGED? I'M JOKING!
FIVE FASHION TIPS FOR SUMMER
- "Reni's" hat
- T-shirt of your fave band (not an obvious one like Blur. Be original eg Dodgy, The Verve, The Bluetones)
- Black Grape's debut album
- A pair of Glastonbury tickets
- A set of good GSCE grades
The Happy Indie Lad
We don't recommend #2 if your fave is
PJ AND DUNCAN - GO TOPLESS INSTEAD!
ALBUM REVIEW - SMASH: OFFSPRING
An awesome punk/grunge/rock feast about life, the state of the world today and non-conformism.
Ranks alongside Dookie, Nevermind and Automatic For The People as the best album ever.
Best tracks: Self Esteem, Come Out And Play, What Happened To You, Nitro and Smash.
Buy it NOW! And check out Ignition - their first album.
The Superunknown
