The Mega-Zine Museum
June 1, 1995
MISS ALONE, SOMEWHERE loves touring car racing and thinks Simon Harrison is the one to watch.
THE DON CORPORATION reckon they're above some 'Zinesters - proof needed!
THE AIR FRESHENER MAN is in search of an appropriate name change - any ideas?
COURTNEY LOVE is the bravest, most talented female in rock says My Tomato Plants Kurt, Chris and Dave - smart toms.
SON OF A GUN admires feminists.
A man in a dress can be sexy says
ENCHANTRESS OF EDEN - ED WOOD?
DEAR 'ZINE
According to surveys, female self-esteem is at an all time low. Girls are all obsessed with looks and being liked.
Also according to surveys, all the modern girl wants is to go out with a handsome love god. Am I the only person, except Cranberries' Chick, who likes personality?
Manic Depressant, Looking for a Nice Person
Surely love gods have personality too?
MAYBE NOT!!!
TO EVERY POOR SUCKER TAKING EXAMS THINGS WORSE THAN THE ENGLISH LIT 2½HRS
- Terry Wogan's hair cut (and Tel himself!)
- Party political broadcasts
- Nose hair pluckers
- Breaking a mirror
- Eurovision Song Contest
- School dinners and dinner ladies
- Spot explosion on birthday
- The compulsory reading of Great Expectations (twice)
Ticky-Jam-Boon, (She)
EVERYONE WHO'S BOTHERED
What is it with wash powder companies?
They boast about how their new powder is best, and then a couple of weeks later are showing it up against a newer powder.
It reveals that the tests they do are all rigged. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them worked for the Government.
Ursula Minor
And why Danny Baker?
YOU TOO CAN LOOK THIS SCRUFFY!
TWO MAJORLY ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT BOYS (IN RESPONSE TO ROULETTE BOY)
- Forgetfulness - forgetting to call when they're meant to, birthday cards anniversaries - all an insignificant blur in your average male brain.
- Double standards - boys think it's OK to ogle curvy female figures, but when you happen to glance at another guy they have the cheek to turn into a fire-spouting Incredible Hulk type.
Little Miss Trouble, On A Plain
You have a green boyfriend?
COOL!
DEAR 'ZINE
Will somebody please explain - in Forrest Gump, Forrest says, "Stupid is as stupid does" - what does it mean?
He also says, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get".
I understand what he means and I think it's a really cool phrase, but it's obvious, you look at the piece of paper inside the box. Dah.
Tree Girl
