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May 30, 1995

GINA wants the chaps at Neighbours to know that we know that's just a bundle of blankets Gaby keeps holding.

QUEEN OF THE SUBLIME AND PARADINE WORLD wants short-skirt tight-top tight-boots type fashion banned (and Deuce).

THE CYNIC WHO LIKES CHEESE has found a use for his highlighter pen.

COMMON MYTH that Corrie is like real life 'oop north'. For who? asks Nikki.

FREE SPIRIT says don't label yourself.

Handy hint Broken Heart

PICK A NAME YOU CAN SPELL, HONEY...

 

TOP TEN ANIMALS

  1. Beef
  2. Sirloin Steak
  3. Pork Chops
  4. Smoked Salmon
  5. Lamb and mint sauce
  6. Rabbit
  7. Roast Chicken
  8. Spam
  9. Chocolate Moose
  10. Steak and Kidney Pie

Tath and Bob, Controversial.

 

REPLY TO SON OF A GUN

A lot of rubbish has been written about feminism. Feminism is about equal rights, which women still haven't got.

For instance, a man can get off a murder charge if his wife has nagged, but a battered wife can't.

How can feminism be about supremacy when we aren't even equals. Noticed how parliament is chocca full of women?

Know your facts before you sound off.

Jess the Philosopher, the land beyond.

Lotsa rubbish has been written here

 

COMEDY REVIEW - NEIGHBOURS

Hannah gets a horse, it chucks her.

Holly finds Helen.

Helen reads Holly's mind and finds Hannah very, very quickly.

Eat your heart out Lassie.

Empress of Indie.

If you were the horse, wouldn't you?

 

WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY?

Once in a while I borrow one of my sister's 'female' mags for a read.

The thing that worries me is the number of anorexia/bulimia success stories there are, showing women who've beaten it and are happier afterwards.

Doesn't this give the impression that the disease isn't really a problem? It does to me and I'm worried others are getting the same message.

Mystic Michael, In A Worried State.

Next thing you know

YOU'LL BE BORROWING HER DRESSES

 

GIG REVIEW - OFFSPRING, BRIXTON

Songs like the opener Bad Habit, Come Out And Play, What Happened To You and Self Esteem, a food fight, stage diving comp and a take-off of Weezer.

All this was most enjoyable. Offspring can sing live and have a really good time, so you do.

Oh yeah! The bloke in the audience recording it, I hope you like my efforts at singing.

College Chump, Feeling Indifferent.