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May 15, 1995

TT's GUARDIAN ANGEL asks - How do you buy a gig ticket without a credit card? You can't, so tough.

SHE WHO IS SUFFERING wants to know if James Dean Bradfield is really going over to Therapy? Surely not.

IF indie kids aren't sheep why do they wear the same clothes and listen to the same music? asks Amber Girl.

RELIGION is at the top of Tath and Bob's Top Ten of pointless things. Surely you're being modest?

Obscure Indie Boy is also off to see

TERRORVISION - DOES IT EVER END?

 

TEN REASONS CHRISTOPHER LEE IS GOD

  1. His voice
  2. Gave his SAS tie to boy who wanted to be in SAS
  3. Descendant of Emperor Charlemagne
  4. He is very, very tall
  5. Gremlins II
  6. Dracula
  7. The Man wih the Golden Gun
  8. Curse of Frankenstein
  9. The Tomorrow People
  10. Rasputin, The Mad Monk

Francexa Scaramanga, High Priestess.

 

DEAR 'ZINESTERS

I have discovered two possible meanings of life.

It's a tradition: My father and his father were alive and I'm just carrying on the tradition.

Peer pressure: Everyone else is alive so we just have to be because if I was dead, I wouldn't fit in.

Eternal Philosopher.

You clearly have too much time on your

HANDS - GET A HOBBY

 

SUGGESTIONS TO IMPROVE ENGLISH FOOTBALL

  1. Invite AC Milan, Barcelona and Parma to play in the Premier League
  2. Kick Jimmy Hill off TV
  3. Relegate Arsenal
  4. Tell Iain Dowie to wear a face mask
  5. Put Match of the Day on earlier
  6. Relegate Wimbledon

Statto, Frank and Dave's flat.

One way to improve English football

IS GET RID OF THE WHINEY FANS

 

SHE WASN'T AN ELOISE

I went into a certain high street shop the other day and noticed a rather attractive shop assistant.

She kept looking at me and I thought I was well in. But when I went up to the counter to buy The Best of The Damned her attitude totally changed.

Amazing how prejudiced some people can be over music.

King of the Night Time World.

 

TO MEGA'ZINE

What really annoys me is the way the music press are obsessed with the lead singers of bands and no-one else.

An article on Blur for example, will nearly always mean an article on Damon.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but why aren't they honest and say that's the only thing they're into?

A confused indie carrot swimming in nasty yelllow water.

True indeed, but they are only giving

US WHAT WE WANT - OR DESERVE